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Rex_Mundi

Check out THIS item. What a description!

tru

I'm too tired to read all that at the mo. Could you write us a summary? :rotfl:

nalibz

!!!!!! is that about!

Rex_Mundi

I'm too tired to read all that at the mo. Could you write us a summary?

You've got to be kidding. That would mean reading through it all again! lol

trace-j

See below, basically selling rubbish with a begging/sob story. Why doesn't the seller just get a job?

Basically the pin in the auction brought some good luck. Got married to some girl he knew from school. Went in the forces 2000miles away. Over time wife grows distant. Finds out having an affair with the postman. Walks out. Goes back. Finds out still pining after the postman. So after giving her marching orders gets drunk, uses the pin to try & pierce her contraseptive diaphram- but did nothing.

Wife and son go away. Over time tries to find out were his kid is, gets divorced and then finds out son has broken leg...a fractured skull....3rd degree burns on one leg...all reported at different times but within a six month period. Not happy gets discharged from forces. Goes on a bit but gets custody of his son.

And the puchline at the end "It was indeed refreshing to explain to the judge that she had become pregnant (while we were still technically married), but claimed she didn't know how. Hell, I'll tell ya how sister! Don't go cheating with the mailman and leave your diaphragm around a jilted husband!!! DUH"

However this guy has far too much time on his hands and goes on:

Ex-wife marries postman and has his daughter. Postman dies. Both children grow up. Son has kids etc. Ex-wifes daughter becomes estranged. The half bother and sister have grown up fairly close and both away from the seller.

Half sister is having finacial troubles, seller is feeling guilty for what he did to get is ex pregnant in the first place. Is selling the pin to help out the half sister.

tru

Thanks trace-j

Dunno why anyone would want the pin, it sounds like it's jinxed :rotfl:

HugoRune_2

I think the money is for drugs myself!

criminal_smile

$375!!!!!! :rotfl:....someone's taking the pee!

nalibz

If anyone wants to but a diaper pin off me for £375 i have plenty in stock, i might even give you free postage if you buy nmore than 10

Luis

Particularly like the fact that the seller is charging tax on the item lol