Da thread....do you dare come in da house?

kadiekaismummi

tweets wrote: »

Found this on my facebook homepage :eek:
Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres .......
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

PMSL! .....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Haha! going to copy that & send it to all my friends |& my dear old uncle who will definately have a chuckle on reading this ... thank you for brightening up my day ... Love it! :T

miss_corerupted

I always freeze frubes and have for years. LC loves them and even if you don't want them frozen they don't take long to defrost.

I freeze milk as well

TrulyMadly

Just a thought...is there a glitch on tomato paste we have missed. Out of stock at two local A' s

jax.26

tigerwhite wrote: »

Evening. Just a quick post as I'm off to bed but liberte should work for you PK04. I got the honey on Friday afternoon C&c (posted results fri night sometime). Costs 44p for two packs

Am shattered so not hanging around. G'night xx

What are these?

TrulyMadly

Seriously annoyed at myself for not going out for Robinsons earlier......down to half a bottle:o

Is anyone else secretly relieved that the shops are closed tomorrow:cool:

TrulyMadly

jax.26 wrote: »

What are these?

Yoghurts:)

fairclaire

jax.26 wrote: »

What are these?

Yogurt


sausages

fairclaire

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Seriously annoyed at myself for not going out for Robinsons earlier......down to half a bottle:o

Is anyone else secretly relieved that the shops are closed tomorrow:cool:

You're not as annoyed as me. I bought a single bottle because we'd nearly run out :rotfl:

jax.26

pk04 wrote: »

Yep I'm sure someone said they tasted like mini milks

Ah good, I buy them already as everybody likes them. :T

miss_corerupted

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Is anyone else secretly relieved that the shops are closed tomorrow:cool:

Yes!!! but disappointed as well. Weird I know