Enjoying Life's Indulgences Together Everyday

Jelly_Biactol

Overheard conversations
(part three ... from my weekend away:))

"We had to put the ladies toilet upstairs, 'cos women don't like weeing in a cave."

Wheres_My_Cashback

Funny how some days you can find a fair few wombles and get very little and then other days you can find just 1, but it reaps rewards. This could have been an Elite shop A v M

1 x Cadbury Creme Egg (39g) £0.60 £0.52
1 x Oral B Stage 3 Disney Toothbrush 5-7yrs £1.00 N/A
2 x Oral B Precision Clean Refill Heads (2) £16.00 £10.00
1 x Kiwi Medium Shoe Brush (2) £3.00 N/A
1 x Kiwi Parade Gloss Prestige Shoe Polish Black (50ml... £1.00 N/A
1 x Hovis Medium Sliced Soft White Bread (800g) £1.20 £1.00
1 x Cillit Bang Power Cleaner Bleach & Hygiene (750ml) £3.49 £3.49
1 x Whitworths Granulated Sugar (500g) £0.65 N/A

Enterprise_1701C

bubbs wrote: »

Does anyone know if pork chops are still working please?

That made me laugh, just watching Ice Road Truckers with a guy nick named Pork Chop on it

bubbs

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

That made me laugh, just watching Ice Road Truckers with a guy nick named Pork Chop on it

Yes not him arrogant git:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jelly_Biactol

My ideal workplace!:)

If anyone has any potentials that need evoking, just make an appointment with Dr Jelly

Enterprise_1701C

bubbs wrote: »

Yes not him arrogant git:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Have to admit to a strong desire to punch him:eek:

cashless-cow

From a womble today APG £1.19 A v T


0.28 x ASDA Bananas per kg£0.19£0.19
0.23 x ASDA Mushrooms by Weight per kg£0.60£0.61
0.42 x ASDA Onions by Weight per kg£0.32£0.32
1 x ASDA Garlic Loose£0.25£0.50
1 x ASDA Butcher's Selection British Pork Sausages (8 ...£1.98£1.99
3 x ASDA British Semi Skimmed Milk 4 Pints (2.27L)£3.00£3.00
1 x ASDA Smartprice Malt Vinegar (568ml)£0.21N/A
1 x ASDA Cauliflower Loose£1.00£1.00
1 x ASDA Maris Piper Potatoes (2.5Kg)£2.25£2.25
1 x ASDA Plain Flour (500g)£0.40£0.44
1 x ASDA Bakery Tiger Rolls (4)£0.69£1.00
1 x ASDA Large Granary Baps (6)£0.80N/A
1 x ASDA Seeded Deli Ciabatta Rolls (2)£0.77N/A
1 x ASDA Tiger Chest Bread (800g)£1.00N/A
3 x Heinz Baked Beanz in Tomato Sauce (415g)£1.50£2.04
1 x Maltesers Box (120g)£1.00£1.00
1 x Walkers Sensations Crisps - Vintage Cheddar & Onio...£1.00£1.00
2 x ASDA Seedless Red Grapes (500g)£3.00£4.00
1 x ASDA Creamy Coleslaw (300g)£0.64£0.64
1 x ASDA Smartprice Smoked Back Bacon (312g)£1.70£1.70
2 x ASDA Smartprice Lard (250g)£0.78£0.78
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Deep Pan Double Pepperoni Pizza...£1.00£1.49
1 x ASDA Kitchen Foil (300mm x 10m)£1.48N/A
1 x ASDA Smartprice Roasted & Salted Cashew Nuts (125g...£0.75£0.75
1 x ASDA Traditionally Cut Beans (160g)£1.00N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Oven Baked Ham (425g)£4.00N/A
1 x ASDA Muscle Ease Bath Soak (750ml)£1.00N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Onion Bhaji Mix (135g)£0.72N/A
1 x ASDA Smoked Bacon & Cheese Quiche (330g)£1.00N/A
1 x Nestle Milkybar Small (6x12.5g)£1.00£1.00
1 x Isla Negra Merlot Carmenère (750ml)£4.00N/A
1 x Isla Negra Chardonnay Chile (750ml)£4.00£9.99 Comparison total (compared products only)£27.05£35.69

tweets

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

"Happy Birthday dear Alto,
Happy Birthday to you,
You belong in the Elite zoo,
cause you look like a glitch monkey
and you smell like one too!".
:rotfl:

What do glitch monkeys smell like?

hornetgirl

TrulyMadly wrote: »

DH opening a bottle of Sprite

Me....what are you doing?

DH ......I fancy a sharp drink

Me.....but you don't drink fizzy pop

DH .......I just fancied it

Me......well don't start drinking it as I didn't buy much

DH ......why? How much was it?

Me....almost free

DH.....well why didn't you get more?

Me....because we don't drink it:o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

DH...Why have I got half a sprout in with my carrots?

Me...because I only bought one.

DH...Are we poor?

tweets

TrulyMadly wrote: »

It's her hubsand perky:)

What have you mixed the sprite with :rotfl::rotfl: