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David. wrote: »

My youngest throws at us regularly I am here till I am at least 21 and rent free :eek: and this is ongoing as eldest has his feet wedged against bedroom door :rotfl:

Are you sure it's his feet;):D

elainemn

Good morning. I have just had the best nights sleep in ages. Feel wide awake.

nerfdad

elainemn wrote: »

Good morning. I have just had the best nights sleep in ages. Feel wide awake.

Come round here as all 3 nerf boys are awake:eek:

David.

ilovetoshop wrote: »

Well while making my tea and eavesdropping one if the children said ooh I've never been drunk before:eek: me bursting into the room.. There faces... Turns out one of his delightful friends has bought round a mix of vodka and sours :eek: and there was me believing he had been sick cause they ate to many sweets :eek:

Never trust nine 13 year olds.
Again

David.

ilovetoshop wrote: »

They gave me the empty bottle:eek: I honestly didn't even consider they would have drink... I have gone for the I am not angry but very disappointed approach and am now sat in the kitchen repeating to myself ... Sweets made him sick someone slap me with a wet fish:rotfl::rotfl: can't believe I fell for it :rotfl:

I bet they couldn't either especially as they had shaved his eyebrows and made him up to look like Aunt Sally

Yes mam it was those cheap sweets that made him look and behave like that.

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I'm sorry ILTS but this has got me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I would have been like you not have even considered it at 13, I was a good girl at that age. Now at 15 that would have been a different story.

I wonder how your DD is getting on FC. :rotfl:

Who do you think took the vodka

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

My DD is fine her and her friend seem to spend almost alternate weekends at each other's houses. Only the friends mum is much younger than me, or so I keep getting reminded......and with that comes being cooler and trendier :rotfl::rotfl:

She had a proper go about it to me the other week. I just said I was out partying and having fun whilst cool trendy mummy was up to her ears in nappies and baby sick :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Too be fair fc she may have a point :kisses3:

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

Completely random but on Monday I have to bring back a prosthetic corpse to return to a prop house on Tuesday - would it be mean to arrange it somewhere to scare someone? :A

Depends if you know them or just a total random

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: I'm guessing not much sleep with the recent Durex offers :whistle:

and she is having to get rid of her nylon sheets, fire hazzard by all accounts

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

Just my 70 year old mother and she knows I'm not interested in her money... I just want her baking tins

:think: Good quality tins don't come cheap :whistle: