Umbrella handles can only go up.

Pobby

UMBRELLA HANDLES CAN ONLY GO UP

Back in the 50`s umbrella handles under went a great change.Plastic took over from bakalite,a much smoother material to the human touch.This at once was recognised by the more intelligent person that there was more than one use for the said handle.During the late 80s due to the lack of falling rain the price of umbrella handles crashed brimging on a wholesale crash in anal retention.

Buy the middle of yhe 90s the price of handles started to rise,in particular those made from rubber,with a nice touch to the skin.Many people saw this and jumped in and invested in btl umbrella handles often incorporating KY Jelly.

We are now in the later part of this decade and handles,in my case anyway, have gone up an eye watering 300%!

One may have to walk funny but there is no doubt.Handles always go up!

Rover

:rolleyes:

everything that goes up, must come down. Altough there are sometimes handling issues involved with falling umbrella handles.

mystic_trev

Rover wrote: »

:rolleyes:

everything that goes up, must come down. Altough there are sometimes handling issues involved with falling umbrella handles.

He should have listened to the 'Umbrella Sage' George Sorearse, who said umbrella handles can go down as well as up!

manhattan

I know Bruno has been involved with the Umbrella cartel smuggling umbrellas through international customs, but i am not sure how this will affect the umbrella market.

I wonder where he stashes all those umbrellas?

wecanhelpu

STR (STARTING TO RAIN)



UMBRELLA PRICES WILL NOT CRASH

lynzpower

Umbrellas are shelter for yourself and your family NOT AN INVESTMENT :wall:

Pobby

The btl brigade{brolly to let} are hoping for a down pour as a long hot summer could lead to collapse in umbrella prices.Some have hoped to MEW(much extreme weather) which have put downward pressure on IRs(increased rain showers).

Btw Lynz,have you seen the piccy of Bruno and the disappearing umbrella handle????

franklee

Any borrower should realise banks are only too happy to lend you as many umbrellas as you want when it's sunny, but they take them away when it rains. I predict a lot of people are going to get very wet.

Pobby

I don`t think the bank would want back any umbrella that Bruno has owned!

Snow_Dog

:TYou really must stop teasing & ridiculing (STR) you've all got him so riled the trouser snake has sent me a very insulting PM, its a good job my kids weren't in the room when I opened it, mind you he must be so beside himself he is mixing up his vowels, all the U's are O's.:rotfl:

I'm also not sure that what he is asking is anatomically possible. (without an umbrella that is)
:beer:

He he, ho ho, ha ha, hum hum,
they're coming to take him away,
he he, ho ho, hah, hah, hum hum.

Pobby

The dear fellow sent me one the other day.Didn`t twig on it was hin at first.Called him self stuart bloomfield.He is such a tit!