A long lost mate got stuck in the Ukraine

bod1467

I once had one purporting to be from a mate. The funniest thing? He was sitting right next to me when I received it.

prowla

janiebquick wrote: »

Had one two weeks ago allegedly from the husband of a friend. What made me laugh the most was that the husband used to be financial director of Eurostar and certainly wouldn't be emailing me for financial help!

Maybe this one needed training.

(training - geddit - boom boom!)

janiebquick

prowla wrote: »

Maybe this one needed training.

(training - geddit - boom boom!)

Don't give up the day job...........:rotfl:

prowla

janiebquick wrote: »

Don't give up the day job...........:rotfl:

I've often been told I should be on a stage...

...the first one out of town!

SailorSam

Oh ye of little faith, poor Andy is sitting in the gutter in Donetsk without a penny to his name and probably having to sing for his supper.

bod1467

As long as he's a better singer than prowla is a joke teller.

Nikkisun

I had one almost identical last week - we had a 2 day long email conversation with him convinced that I was sending the money to him via Western Union, it ended with him calling me wicked for leading him on!

prowla

bod1467 wrote: »

As long as he's a better singer than prowla is a joke teller.

Some say my jokes would be a crime 'ere.

(crime 'ere - Crimea - Oh, it's the way I tell 'em!).

StrongWork

NiallB

prowla wrote: »

I've often been told I should be on a stage...

...the first one out of town!

You'll go far.

And the sooner, the better