Fillers, fillers, fillers!!! Everyone Learns IT Eventually

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

Here's a love story for my fellow filth monsters:

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way home they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said.
"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge, then he gave her a Boost.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who apparently had Allsorts!

I would like to say I am shocked, but once I saw it was from you my shock level has to go up a few floors

Classy_Chick06

Good Afternoon guys.

Just had a quick read back and not seen anything mentioned but in my local today they were giving out booklets for a new promotion on the Thomas Professional kitchenware.

zippydooda

squigs wrote: »

Many years ago I used to work at the Premium Bonds, in the correspondence department and it was amazing how many people sent Ernie presents, in the hope that he may be bribed into choosing one of their numbers!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

what happens to the presents?

Tw1nb0ys

Might be of use to someone. I bought a huggies hygiene mat in sada today. It's a mat children can stand on to get dry whilst swimming, looks good as my towels get soaked on the floor. Anyway they are priced at £5.16 on SEL but scanned at £6.99 so got the difference refunded and £2 gift card. Makes them £3.16 which is a good price IF you wanted one.

Classy_Chick06

Sarahdol75 wrote: »

Has anyone got a picture of the bni currys, as not sure my store does them, or I havent seen them.

hth

David.

nerfdad wrote: »

I keep meaning to do a curry shop but never get around to it:o
Your right zippy goes on and on and on:D:D;)

My first today had a £10pp with only a few days of life left in it

Enterprise_1701C

purpledonkey wrote: »

Here's a love story for my fellow filth monsters:

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way home they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said.
"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge, then he gave her a Boost.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who apparently had Allsorts!

#Checks watch and pities parents who have to explain# :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

emerald21

emerald21 wrote: »

Thanks I ll just have to find them now :eek:

I've found 6 so far maybe that's all I've got I can t remember lol. So if I get all 6 from Tesco how much should I have back in a hh or pp or whatever they're called please ? Thanks tired Susie

David.

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

#Checks watch and pities parents who have to explain# :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

#Checks watch and pities the parents that don't#:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Colin_Hunt

Sarahdol75 wrote: »

Has anyone got a picture of the bni currys, as not sure my store does them, or I havent seen them.

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=276771977
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=276771954