Fillers, fillers, fillers!!! Everyone Learns IT Eventually

nerfdad

purpledonkey wrote: »

Here's a love story for my fellow filth monsters:

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way home they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said.
"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge, then he gave her a Boost.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who apparently had Allsorts!

This is so funny:T:rotfl:

rhosynbach

purpledonkey wrote: »

Here's a love story for my fellow filth monsters:

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way home they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said.
"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge, then he gave her a Boost.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who apparently had Allsorts!

OMG:o:eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs

Afternoon folks:wave:
Happy Birthday Snap:bdaycake: Happy Birthday VT :bdaycake:
hope you both have had a lovely day:)
Nerfy glad you son got school he wanted:T:T my niece wont know till tomorrow as done by post, poor kid bet all her friends know where there going

nerfdad

bubbs wrote: »

Afternoon folks:wave:
Happy Birthday Snap:bdaycake: Happy Birthday VT :bdaycake:
hope you both have had a lovely day:)
Nerfy glad you son got school he wanted:T:T my niece wont know till tomorrow as done by post, poor kid bet all her friends know where there going

Only 1 girl in my sons class didn't get 1 st choice but as she's not catholic it was a long shot for her:o

Tw1nb0ys

nearlysorted wrote: »

Good afternoon:D

Anybody who buys S&G as a filler, it hasn't compared today:(
I am sure I saw somebody earlier (sorry I forget who it was:() was going to stock up. I shopped at 10.52 this morning, if it helps?

Hth x

Oh no, too late will have to wait and see 17.35. Oh well I hope it smells nice!

Thanks for letting me know, will post results when known.

andi123

rhosynbach wrote: »

sorry to ask but what is bmi please thanks

ok think i sussed it and its bni

Sorry yes BNI lol
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Mumto2monkeys

EllieJay wrote: »

Has anyone tried onion bhajis with BNI? If not I'll try these when I got out in a bit

Yes, they are nice:)


1x T.BIG NIGHT IN INDIAN 4 ONION BHAJIS 195G £2.00 n/a show on all stores

EllieJay

Ooo almost forgot to add.. Happy Birthday snapant & vanillatwist _party_

Mumto2monkeys

Tw1nb0ys wrote: »

Oh no, too late will have to wait and see 17.35. Oh well I hope it smells nice!

Thanks for letting me know, will post results when known.

Just don't breath whilst squirting it:)

fairclaire

purpledonkey wrote: »

Here's a love story for my fellow filth monsters:

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way home they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said.
"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge, then he gave her a Boost.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who apparently had Allsorts!

Fab! even put a (small) smile on my OHs face :T:T