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My Honeymoon was a disaster.
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Blackbeard_of_Perranporth
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I just want to let people know, before it is too late and they go out tonight, all about my honeymoon. It was, I am sad to say, a complete disaster, Ms BoPsie, 27 years ago got all a flurry on 14th February, the silly girl went to see this woman in the registrars office and handed over a small sum of money, so we could be married. That was only the start of it.
Within days, we had to avoid the girl in white, who was booked in for 9L30, yet it was our slot at 11:10. Hecklers lined the route to the door, and minutes later, we were man and wife. Then her father, bless him, still going, whisked us off and plied us with alcohol, then dumped us on a train, bound for York.
There we stayed, at grace expanse, in luxury for a night or two, and met the most hideous man you ever had seen. At breakfast, at 9:30 gone on the Monday, I finished off the Hotels supply of mushrooms in two great big heaving heaps, only to see this man complain like one wild cat, we nick named him mushroom man. Since then, I have not been able to look at mushrooms without laughing, in fact it hurts that much, I cry.
So, please be careful this evening all you MSE’rs, you may end up the same as me and stuck with the same girl for years
Within days, we had to avoid the girl in white, who was booked in for 9L30, yet it was our slot at 11:10. Hecklers lined the route to the door, and minutes later, we were man and wife. Then her father, bless him, still going, whisked us off and plied us with alcohol, then dumped us on a train, bound for York.
There we stayed, at grace expanse, in luxury for a night or two, and met the most hideous man you ever had seen. At breakfast, at 9:30 gone on the Monday, I finished off the Hotels supply of mushrooms in two great big heaving heaps, only to see this man complain like one wild cat, we nick named him mushroom man. Since then, I have not been able to look at mushrooms without laughing, in fact it hurts that much, I cry.
So, please be careful this evening all you MSE’rs, you may end up the same as me and stuck with the same girl for years
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Aww we can just feel the romance oozing out of that lovely tale.
:beer:63 mortgage payments to go.
Zero wins 2016 😥0 -
WTH? Head nor tail.*Look for advice, not 'advise'*
*Could/should/would HAVE please!*
:starmod: “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” ~ Krishnamurti. :starmod::dance:0 -
Your not a relation to john MCcririck are you ?0
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On our honeymoon night after my "performance" I forgot and left £20 on the pillow.When we returned home I told my best friend who told me "dont worry she will understand you cant be expected to have been saving yourself all these years"
I said "thats not the problem,she left £5 change"........:(:(0 -
My honeymoon wasa disaster too. Those damn ladyboys are just SO convincing...!0
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BoP, you had 6 years to return her under SOGA, as long as you could prove she was inherently faulty.
After 7 years you get an itch, but penicillin will cure that.
At 27 years, well, you would have got less for murdering her.1. Have you tried to Google the answer?
2. If you were in the other person's shoes, how would you react?
3. Do you want a quick answer or better understanding?0 -
Ohh you !!!!!!! (female dog...)0
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I'm not sure if I should post here or in consumer/conjugal rights.
I demand compensation. Last night my wife went to bed without me and went to sleep. It was valentines night. I didn't get any, well, you know.
Who can I sue?1. Have you tried to Google the answer?
2. If you were in the other person's shoes, how would you react?
3. Do you want a quick answer or better understanding?0
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