Steps to take if you have been ripped-off by a copycat valentines night offer

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

If anyone ended up paying lots of money to any of the national inn chain please do the following.

As a first step :

Write to the inn chain requesting a refund. Clearly tell them you are not happy paying over the odds for their delightful service. In your letter, clearly mention that you will be filing a dispute of this transaction unless a refund is issued within a reasonable time. Please then keep changing your story as to why you want your money back and to confuse others further, forget about any other advice that you are given..

If you do not get a refund, come here and tell us all about it.

Second Step:

The reason you may need a refund is described below.

a) The person you dated, on 14th February 2014, was incompatible with you, though you did not find this out until some 9 months or so later. During which time, the incompatible person seemed to grow strangely in or around the stomach area. Eventually this lump disappeared and a letter, from the CSA, just before it closed, arrived on your doormat on or around 26th October 2014.

b) You then fail to negotiate with the CSA and end up paying over the odds, for the next 18 years, or part there off.

c) The durex machine was broken

You can also make a complaint online by coming back here and telling us all.

I will remind people that I understand, alcohol could be used in these circumstances, and may influence the behaviour or appearance of some parties.

Exile_geordie

I dont think one night stands count do they?

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

EG. Some work fast without checking the packaging.

Exile_geordie

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth wrote: »

EG. Some work fast without checking the packaging.

Ahh so you shoot first then.

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

Exile_geordie wrote: »

Ahh so you shoot first then.

Just like Christmas, quickly get the wrappers off and down to the real business.:D

Exile_geordie

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth wrote: »

Just like Christmas, quickly get the wrappers off and down to the real business.:D

See everyone - Romance isnt dead!!

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

PM to the current Ms BoP

Exile_geordie wrote: »

See everyone - Romance isnt dead!!

Right, that is me in good books and them kn.......s



Will be a lot warmer than the Dog House.