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  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    EMMAP wrote: »
    Cheers TS!

    I have this vague feeling I read it would be there by 96 hours. :eek:
    But that does seem a bit random. :o
  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
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    David. wrote: »
    Low cut top and short skirt :eek:

    I have tried it never worked for me and I know DM tries every Saturday without fail ;)
    Difference is, it works for me ;)
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    MKS wrote: »
    David why have you gone public?:o
    David. wrote: »
    I couldn't fight it any longer :o

    Mildred we have been dumped by the look of things. :eek::eek::eek:
  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
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    Tinyshoes wrote: »
    Mildred we have been dumped by the look of things. :eek::eek::eek:
    Mildred does not have time for romance any more, she has ironing to do!
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    Mildred1970 wrote: »
    In which case he can expect to find scorch marks on his shirts ;)

    I think that's generous! :eek: Ive had to hide my three bottles......I was getting fed up of shaking my head every time I saw them :D:rotfl:
    many years ago I worked in a pub (I say pub :D:rotfl:) anyway, it was the ONLY white wine that they sold. Only 1 person ever drank it, a very elderly gent who came in for 2 hours on a Saturday evening. People (not local people) used to ask for a dry white.....I'd say we only had Liebfraumilch and they'd usually say......oh I'll just have a vodka and coke then.
    ........the same pub had Buckfast on an optic :D:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • CookieRaider
    CookieRaider Posts: 2,195 Forumite
    MKS wrote: »
    !2 tablespoons smash, 8 table spoons of chilli 4 tablespoons cinnamon (all t value)
    Please try it:D
    Thx MKS already in a word doc :D
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    Mildred1970 wrote: »
    :eek:

    Hell's teeth, that reminds me - OH is over here Thursday week :cool::)
    Time to get the winter coat off those legs then ;)
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
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    David. wrote: »
    See mad :eek:

    So pleased that we understand each other David :D
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    MKS wrote: »
    David (said in a very loud voice) I am not strange purely human.

    MKS (said proper sheepishly) :p
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
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    davemorton wrote: »
    HEY!! Think yourself lucky I am letting you near my ironing board. Its only because the unions have got involved and insist that FC has a day off that I am!

    These new-fangled ways, it will all end in tears I tell ye.
    Whatever next? Women getting the vote :rotfl:
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