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Name That Stew!?!

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I have defrosted my fridge today and had some food that needed cooking and eating before I buy anymore.
There was:
1 chicken breast fillet
3 Quorn fillets
carrots
onions
tiny Jersey new potatoes.
I have chopped it all up. Browned the chicken and the Quorn then chucked it all big pan with a couple of chicken Oxos. It has been cooking for about 20 minutes and smells very tasty. I just gave it a stir and thought it looked a bit bland, so I bunged a tin of kidney beans in too.
But the question is...What shall I call it? I know it's leftovers, but I want to fool my family into thinking I have cooked them something wholesome and fabulous. ;)
Name That Stew! :confused:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'll smash your face in. :D
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  • KittyKate
    KittyKate Posts: 1,606 Forumite
    Well, I'd make a chicken chilli! If it's already covered in gravy - savoury chicken chilli! Serve with wedges or tortillas and the family will think it's mexican night :D
  • KittyKate wrote: »
    Well, I'd make a chicken chilli! If it's already covered in gravy - savoury chicken chilli! Serve with wedges or tortillas and the family will think it's mexican night :D

    It's already got the tiny new potatoes in. It actually looks ok just as it is, although I could add some tinned tomatoes / herbs / spices etc.
    What I want is a name to make it sound like a proper recipe. You know, like they do on Masterchef. ;)
    (I don't think I need to point out that the Quorn isn't chicken. So it could be chicken something-or-other,)
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'll smash your face in. :D
  • MRSMCAWBER
    MRSMCAWBER Posts: 5,442 Forumite
    How about Tombowler stew.... :D let them figure out why.....you all get a serving but its pot luck who gets the chicken:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ...not very helpfull i know , but it amused me.....:o ....
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  • MRSMCAWBER wrote: »
    How about Tombowler stew.... :D let them figure out why.....you all get a serving but its pot luck who gets the chicken:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ...not very helpfull i know , but it amused me.....:o ....


    I like it. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'll smash your face in. :D
  • MRSMCAWBER
    MRSMCAWBER Posts: 5,442 Forumite
    Im glad you have a sense of humour...i just couldnt help myself... it doesnt take much to amuse me you know.:o
    I was going to suggest "lucky dip" but it was far to simple for them to work out... tombowler could be some old guy from a cookbook:T
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  • sooz
    sooz Posts: 4,560 Forumite
    'chicken suprise' because Suprise! It's not chicken

    or

    'cos it always sounds classier in french 'suprise de poulet' :D
  • I like the way this is going. What do you think of "Chicken Chanceux"?
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'll smash your face in. :D
  • gilly1964
    gilly1964 Posts: 1,107 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    You've probably eateb by now but

    Sorpresa del pollo con las habas (Chicken surprise with beans)


    Or in Russian but I cheated for this and used google tools

    курица с бобами удивление :rotfl:

    HTH
    Gilly
  • It was actually quite delicious. I put some herbs in it and served it with garlic bread. DD said, "I like this vegetable soup. Is it out of a tin?" :eek:
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'll smash your face in. :D
  • gilly1964 wrote: »
    You've probably eateb by now but

    Sorpresa del pollo con las habas (Chicken surprise with beans)


    Or in Russian but I cheated for this and used google tools

    курица с бобами удивление :rotfl:

    HTH
    Gilly

    My Russian friend is coming to stay next week. I'll get her to check that. :rotfl:
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'll smash your face in. :D
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