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CookieRaider

rhosynbach wrote: »

thanks to you both still have not got to use any yet so wanted to know what i was doing



its ok i was not using it oh and ds2 do not trust me with tools even though dd had a timber buisness and at 16 i used to use all the machines, bandsaw, giant crosscut cutting packs of timber at a time so oh uses the chainsaws and ds2 uses the axe ds3 carries and i have been relagated to stacking:o
luckily he noticed the smoke and switched of before it burst into flames he has 2 petrol ones but uses the electric one at home as it is not so noisy,,

I had a near miss last summer with the firepit. Had cut down a couple of the big trees in the garden and chopped and stored them in the shed. Had a bbq 1 day and when it was getting dark thought i would get a fire going for the guests and ourselves and all was good. After everyone had left and the OH and kids where in bed i was sitting on the decking with some wine and tunes and noticed that 1 big log was not burning that well so i got the petrol for the chainsaw and thought this will help it.;)
WAIT FOR IT :eek:
I doused the firepit with the petrol can with the hose attachment and the next thing i was jumping around the garden as the petrol from the can caught fire and i found myself holding a bomb so i panics and threw the can on the grass but not b4 it had spilled onto my leg and foot( i was only wearing shorts and a vest) so i ended up rolling on the grass to put out the fire on me. Had to go on holiday 2 days later and i had 1 leg with hair and well you can all guess and i still have a couple os small burns to this day from that night.

So the reel message is for all the guys out there do not have a drink and play with petrol.

bubbs

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Bubbs beef hot, Bubbs beef cold
Bubbs beef in the pot
5 days old:)

:rotfl::rotfl: brill:T:T:T

tweets

zippydooda wrote: »

Yep sounds like it. I bet that was not put there by the council. But they can go anytime. Wish I could check it for you

Thanks zippy. Switch was there when I moved in and when we had new electrics/ central heating around 7 year ago they didn't do that one don't know why. Mum was watching house at time while I was out at work. I will ring council in morning they will send electrician out.

jax.26

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

Look what's next on my baking list :j

http://scarletscorchdroppers.com/2013/03/12/creme-egg-brownies/

WOW, these are so unusual...Fab, I want one posted:D:rotfl:
x

streetlights

David. wrote: »

Do you need any 9p beanie hats streetlights

Hi David not at the moment but I know who to ask in case I do.:)

tweets

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

ooh... sounds a bit too energetic for me, but I will hold your coat whilst you have a go if you want to xxx

:D:D:D:D:D

No thanks I am safer on the ground :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

abailey54

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Num num num:)

These look good, too
http://www.loveandoliveoil.com/2012/03/cream-egg-brownies.html

When I first looked at the picture I had visions of someone painstakingly separating all the white and yellow bits from cream eggs (I'm not the brightest :rotfl:)

bubbs

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

Could have been worse. You could have had to use the kettle :rotfl:

Now that an idea for the chicken curry tomoz:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

TrulyMadly

I keep getting the most awful feeling that something is crawling up my leg:eek:

bubbs

CookieRaider wrote: »

I had a near miss last summer with the firepit. Had cut down a couple of the big trees in the garden and chopped and stored them in the shed. Had a bbq 1 day and when it was getting dark thought i would get a fire going for the guests and ourselves and all was good. After everyone had left and the OH and kids where in bed i was sitting on the decking with some wine and tunes and noticed that 1 big log was not burning that well so i got the petrol for the chainsaw and thought this will help it.;)
WAIT FOR IT :eek:
I doused the firepit with the petrol can with the hose attachment and the next thing i was jumping around the garden as the petrol from the can caught fire and i found myself holding a bomb so i panics and threw the can on the grass but not b4 it had spilled onto my leg and foot( i was only wearing shorts and a vest) so i ended up rolling on the grass to put out the fire on me. Had to go on holiday 2 days later and i had 1 leg with hair and well you can all guess and i still have a couple os small burns to this day from that night.

So the reel message is for all the guys out there do not have a drink and play with petrol.

omg your lethal:eek::eek::eek: