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squigs

rhosynbach wrote: »

i agree her ideas where so good do you remember the pork pie wedding cake :rotfl:

And didn't she want to use live hedgehogs to put the cheese and pineapple chunks on, so they could walk up and down the table for people to help themselves!!:rotfl::rotfl:

Jelly_Biactol

calmspirit wrote: »

put all 1p items in basket/trolley......approach self serve......look a bit shifty........enlist the help of a very chatty elite member with nerves of steal to approach the self serve supervisor and engage her in conversation...........scan your items at leisure.......whilst giggling at the diversion tactics of a brilliant mser!!!! She almost had to resort to complimenting the trout on her earrings as a pack of erasers broke open all over self serve resulting in the till having a hissy fit......quick action by said mser making the trout actually turn away from the screen

calmspirit wrote: »

you could give lessons in 'conversation topics to divert trouts' .... .and WHAT time does that store close on saturdays ??????? she must have thought you were one crayon short of a box

Methinks we need a list of these:)
Conversation Topics to Divert Trouts
or
Trout-Diverting Topics
or
TDTs for short

1. Your earrings are nice, where did you get them from?
2. What time does the store close on Saturdays
and I'll add...
3. What's the manager like at this store, because I was thinking of applying for a job here
4. Did you see [insert random name of soap opera] last night? (But 'see' pronounced 'seeeee' to indicate shocking plotline.)

over to you lot to share your own

its_a_secret_66

Evening all.
Glad puss cat hasn't broken his leg. Our cat was bitten by something a year ago on his leg, he didn't walk on in for a while and was very sorry for himself. He also had to have two courses of antibiotics.

Lovely to hear of your new family member of the cat from the cold.

I have had a weird day . Went to a store with no scanner . Found robot fish by looking up. Bought in three batches. Think they had me done as a shoplifter. Keep going out to the car . Then came back in and buy a couple more. Security man was popping up all over the shop.
Be glad when the 1p finds have gone, I definately look so furtive.
I think I would follow me too!!!!!!!!!��

grass_roots

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Where the devil have you been?

Lovely to see you:)

oh thankyou TrulyMadly
you know it's one of those funny things that I felt I'd been away a long time and felt shy to start posting again.

willowwispy

Just back from T's,
Managed to bag 20 Pentel pen sets before 2 SA's arrived to start removing stock from shelves :rotfl: ...wandered off discreetly, but will check shelves again tomorrow
Also found this, not sure if posted already

bc ends 709 scanned at 1p but only 1 on shelf

Nannylala

RootedNomad wrote: »

She was one of best and bravest glitchers :T:T And one of the best natured - loved her tales of derring-do and miss her on here greatly. Hope she is flying high and currently pulling in hoards of 1p goodies with you xx

Thankyou very much rooted for those lovely comments:) because she is my DD I have to agree with you;)

I will say Goodnight all:A as its bath and bed for Nannylala as early start for me tomorrow enjoy the rest of your evening.

Thrifty_Sister

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I don't think the 20% off would work thrifty. I think it would have to be the buy one get one half price or 3 for £10 offers where the till sees prices before multiple discounts.

I might have a go tomorrow in store with OH's Bespoke voucher & my Mail rewards card - after I've done my food shops

Saversue

tigerwhite wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl: funny.

aau1 wrote: »

Did someone make a complaint to T on FB and then follow up the complaint using a fake ID? :rotfl:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151911704397686&set=o.112463368812803&type=1

Sussed :T
Glad I am in the company of very clever people :cool:
Only use Facebook for coupons and have a few AE's :rotfl:
Have you seen the latest post, wonder what Sam has to say to that :j

helen4891

Hello
Would anyone be able to tell me if I can use tesco ink refil kit on my ink cartridges for my epson sx235
Usually buy cheap ones of ebay but they don't least long!
Thank you

locarr

grass_roots wrote: »

oh thankyou TrulyMadly
you know it's one of those funny things that I felt I'd been away a long time and felt shy to start posting again.

Welcome back GR!:D:j:j