Everything Leads Into The (new year) Elite thread

Sunshinemummy

vouchercrazy wrote: »

I said to a client the other day, oh do you go to sainbobs or morribobs, we have a morrbibs but not a sainbobs, he seriously said to me, I have you doing my accounts :rotfl::rotfl: then he said so you know martin's my wife does to, I had to grovel a lot but all was good

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aau1 wrote: »

please, not another list :eek:

Join our list Aau

CS with the man can we also have a list of the size of feet!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Cashlesslassie

Snap-ant wrote: »

My dog always used to have the glace cherry :T

I am eating a cherry one right now, nom!

Thriftygifty

aau1 wrote: »

please, not another list :eek:

Pah ha, I like lists, I'm 5ft 6ish

willowwispy

calmspirit wrote: »

well he had small feet too

He must have been at the back off the queue on the 'extra inches' day

zagubov

aau1 wrote: »

please, not another list :eek:

davemorton wrote: »

Seconded

Thirded! :eek:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Seconded

Shut up DM... us ladies like lists

emerald21 wrote: »

I must be a giant then as I m 5ft. 7 too lol

Perfection xx

calmspirit wrote: »

Step???? noooooo I RAN :D:D

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

emerald21

Bananababe wrote: »

Had to sort out pet insurance renewal today when I called and asked why it had gone up so much. They said it was because my cat is a male. I asked the guy I thought you weren't allowed to discriminate between male and female for insurance these days. :eek:

Apparently they can with cats just not drivers. I almost said

" its ok he doesn't drive" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:




moved to another company

More Than is sexist towards cats :mad:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thriftygifty

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Shut up DM... us ladies like lists



Perfection xx



:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I don't like lists, I love lists to the point I have lists of lists, I also love highlighter pens

fairclaire

zagubov wrote: »

Thirded! :eek:

have to say I agree too. I only like shopping lists

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Shut up DM... us ladies like lists

You should try liking the hoover and iron a bit more, they are missing you