Everything Leads Into The (new year) Elite thread

willowwispy

fairclaire wrote: »

mine is often age 13-14 :rotfl::rotfl:

Very MSE Claire, no VAT on kids clothes

Thrifty_Sister

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Strange book titles, as asked for by customers in bookshops...

‘Harry Potter and the Chamberpot Secret’ by J K Rowling.

‘The Great Gas Bill’ by Scott Fitzgerald.

‘The Adventures of Huckleberry Hound’ by Mark Twain.

‘The Girl with the Dragon and the Baboon’ by Stieg Larsson.

‘Colour Me Purple’ by Alice Walker.

‘Tess of the Dormobiles’ by Thomas Hardy.

‘Lionel Richie and his Wardrobe’ by 'Cecily' Lewis.

‘Tequila Mockingbird’ by Harper Lee.

James Joyce’s ‘Useless’.

‘Donkey Oats’ by Miguel de Cervantes.

‘Catch Her in the Eye’ by J D Salinger.

‘Olive or Twist’ by Charles Dickens.

‘Ann, Karen and Edna’ by Leo Tolstoy.

'Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys.'

This just mad me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:out loud cos for some strange reason it made me think of the school boys titles my DS & his friends used to come up with.

e.g The Cliff by Eileen Dover

Will try and remember some more

Snap-ant

davemorton wrote: »

Oh, can I be your dog, love them!!!

:T:T:T

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I

calmspirit

willowwispy wrote: »

You know what they say......half an inch can make all the difference ;) :rotfl:

poor bloke I met today needed much more than half an inch

Thriftygifty

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Sounds like love xxx

;););)

Newlyweds

fairclaire

Bananababe wrote: »

Had to sort out pet insurance renewal today when I called and asked why it had gone up so much. They said it was because my cat is a male. I asked the guy I thought you weren't allowed to discriminate between male and female for insurance these days. :eek:

Apparently they can with cats just not drivers. I almost said

" its ok he doesn't drive" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:




moved to another company

More Than is sexist towards cats :mad:

Sorry BB but this has made me giggle :rotfl::rotfl:

ixia

Evening all

I haven't been on this week been so busy. Went to T's tonight for my shop got quite a bit of YS. I need to have a read through and try to get up to speed with the APG I usually shop at T's.

Might go and try my hand at another m and s shop after last weeks GR voucher failure.

I'm a small person only 5ft 2

lookinforabargain

willowwispy wrote: »

Giants RULE!!! I'm 5ft 10 :rotfl::rotfl:

Trouble is....finding ladies trousers with 34 inside leg ......unless you go to the 'posh' over priced shops

I'm about 5ft 8 and have a 33 inside leg which is even more annoying as 32 is too short but 34 too long :rotfl::rotfl:

Evening all, just catching up

Sunshinemummy

calmspirit wrote: »

poor bloke I met today needed much more than half an inch

Depends where the half an inch is!!

Thriftygifty wrote: »

Newlyweds

Bless x

:T:T:T:T:T:T

willowwispy

calmspirit wrote: »

poor bloke I met today needed much more than half an inch

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::rotfl: