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Lakeland Christmas Crackers
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yangptangkipperbang
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I was in my local Lakeland shop today stocking up on reduced items for (next) Christmas. They had some rather nice miniature Christmas Crackers which I nearly bought - until I read the warning on the box !!
The crackers contain ADULT items :eek::eek::eek::eek:
I shudder to think what these items might be !!!!
I went to Sainsbury's and bought some of theirs (£15 down to £4.50), the box had photos of keyrings and make-up mirrors - much better, shouldn't startle my granny at the Christmas dinner table :rotfl::rotfl:
The crackers contain ADULT items :eek::eek::eek::eek:
I shudder to think what these items might be !!!!
I went to Sainsbury's and bought some of theirs (£15 down to £4.50), the box had photos of keyrings and make-up mirrors - much better, shouldn't startle my granny at the Christmas dinner table :rotfl::rotfl:
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Perhaps they just mean stuff that's unsuitable for under 3s owing to small parts as opposed to johnnies and miniature tubes of sex lube etc."Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell" - Edward Abbey.0
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or a mini dildo0
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