Elite christmas special

David.

TrulyMadly wrote: »

David....best get your tooth weighed:D

One of my better features its going nowhere

davemorton

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I do think that men should read this book!

Enjoy the benefits xx

You are reading the title of that book correctly, arnt you SSM???
50 SHEDS of grey. We have a good few nightshifts talking about it last year (or is that the year before last now) ...full of smut such as .....'Do it,' she begged. 'OK,' I said, tying her hands and gagging her, 'But there must be easier ways to avoid putting on weight at Christmas.'.......and......
'I've been a very naughty girl,' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished.' So I invited my mother to stay for Christmas.

Snap-ant

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Don't know if these are worth £1.50 postage..

Anyone know?
http://www.freecorer.com/

These are the tags you need to collect:)

:T:T We have the one from Lakeland & it's the best invention ever. So easy to use

TrulyMadly wrote: »

David....best get your tooth weighed:D

I have one too

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

My lovely dad turns 65 in two weeks time :j

I have decided in place of a glitchy DSLR ( ) I'm gonna get him 65 different presents, but I'm a bit stuck for ideas on what the 65 should be

Do the elite have any fantastic ideas please?

I got him wine and stuff for Christmas so don't want to duplicate myself.

It goes without saying that it needs to be at elite prices too

65 items beginning with the first letter of his name.
I did this for my friend Barbara - 50 items beginning with B :eek:
Butter, brooch, beads, belt, barometer, brush, basket, bag etc

purpledonkey

bubbs wrote: »

Dont be so nosey:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

It's what annoying sisters from another mister do! Emmmmmma!

Sunshinemummy

bubbs wrote: »

urghhhhhhhhh smelly:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I must be hormonal as he is clearly annoying me! The kids are too!

I think when I go to work he thinks.. thank god and does !!!!!! all until I am coming home. I am often away for 5 days, so he has a good break, I think he has struggled with me being home so much... but I want to throttle him at the moment!

You would think he would have gone shopping, hoovered etc. He did take the tree down yesterday... so that is enough for the week!

:o:o

Sunshinemummy

purpledonkey wrote: »

Emma, what are you doing right now?

Do you mean RIGHT now?

:D:D:D:D:D:D

David.

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Is that sitting in a specially shaped gammon recess in your work top or is it a very flat gammon:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:

princessmelody2009

MKS wrote: »

Second sleepover in two days :T:T:T
Gone Americanised and having 'slumber parties' in the words of my 2yo DGD.

Tinyshoes will love this club :j:j:j

Mammy and Moo conspire when they're together; Mammy tells her she's staying for the night then I can't say anything as she's autistic so a sudden change of plans is very distressing for her :mad: I wouldn't mind but she's a teacher in a special needs school she should know better!

bubbs

purpledonkey wrote: »

It's what annoying sisters from another mister do! Emmmmmma!

she aint listening:rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

You are reading the title of that book correctly, arnt you SSM???
50 SHEDS of grey. We have a good few nightshifts talking about it last year (or is that the year before last now) ...full of smut such as .....'Do it,' she begged. 'OK,' I said, tying her hands and gagging her, 'But there must be easier ways to avoid putting on weight at Christmas.'.......and......
'I've been a very naughty girl,' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished.' So I invited my mother to stay for Christmas.

I have to admit that DS2 picked it up and read 2 pages, he expressed his utter disgust at what he read!

But from a psychological view, it is a very interesting book... :p:p:p