Elite christmas special

fairclaire

BLUEWKD wrote: »

I have just had a text message wishing me and all Mad's friends (the Elite;)) a Happy New Year from his sister who is raising a glass of red to us all.

Happy New year Elite from me as well

Aww that is lovely, how thoughtful. Happy new year to you blue :beer:

Mildred1970

fairclaire wrote: »

Ok...embarrassing cake story.

I bought a FANTASTIC chocolate cake on Xmas Eve! whoopsied to £1 :j:j:j it really was an indulgent beast of a cake. My kids absolutely love chocolate cake

On boxing night I asked the kids (and my guest) if they wanted a piece and was met with lots of yes pleases. So OH cut 4 big chunks (I don't use knives :rotfl:) I was sorting hot drinks for them all. Someone informed us that DS1 didn't want any cake.......this is where it all went wrong I was in the utility getting milk for the drinks and OH put the unwanted slice of cake back in the box (I didn't know this)

After I thought all the wanted pieces of cake had been claimed...and gone. There was a piece left on the work top.....the spare piece, I thought. I was alone in the kitchen....so I licked it and stuck my fingers in it....and licked them and licked it again

My OH wandered in and looked at me like I had 2 heads and did that nudgey obvious look that means.....'behind you' he had just told our guest that his cake was on the work top and the poor lad had came looking for his cake and was stood there looking very uncomfortable whilst I licked it to death :o:o :rotfl::rotfl:

Sorry FC I lied when I said we wouldn't laugh :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Did you offer him the remains of his slice :rotfl:

Tinyshoes

I want to take a moment to thank the Elite for being there for me through what has been a difficult year for me. The support has at times totally overwhelmed me, you are such an amazing bunch of people. I can honestly say I don't think I would have made it to 2014 without all the laughs on the way, there are a few of you who continue to keep me smiling thought the difficult times and you know who you are. :A:A:A

I raise a glass to my mum and to all those with absent family and friends and of course to our friend Madmuppet. :beer:

Love you all Elite xxx

purpledonkey

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Thank you all for keeping me company both in 2013 and tonight.
This thread helps me far more than just glitches. It is somewhere I can come and feel welcome and at home.
I have learnt so much and consiquently am able to make what money I have go a lot further. I am able to help my children financially now as well.

There has been highs and lows here in 2013 and we will not forget those nolonger with us.

We are truely blessed everyday as we have each other.
V x

Random question but did I read you are gluten intolerant somewhere?

Tinyshoes

For those of you watching Hootenanny hope you are sat on the floor doing Oops up side your head.

streetlights

fairclaire wrote: »

Ok...embarrassing cake story.

I bought a FANTASTIC chocolate cake on Xmas Eve! whoopsied to £1 :j:j:j it really was an indulgent beast of a cake. My kids absolutely love chocolate cake

On boxing night I asked the kids (and my guest) if they wanted a piece and was met with lots of yes pleases. So OH cut 4 big chunks (I don't use knives :rotfl:) I was sorting hot drinks for them all. Someone informed us that DS1 didn't want any cake.......this is where it all went wrong I was in the utility getting milk for the drinks and OH put the unwanted slice of cake back in the box (I didn't know this)

After I thought all the wanted pieces of cake had been claimed...and gone. There was a piece left on the work top.....the spare piece, I thought. I was alone in the kitchen....so I licked it and stuck my fingers in it....and licked them and licked it again

My OH wandered in and looked at me like I had 2 heads and did that nudgey obvious look that means.....'behind you' he had just told our guest that his cake was on the work top and the poor lad had came looking for his cake and was stood there looking very uncomfortable whilst I licked it to death :o:o :rotfl::rotfl:

Thank you fairclaire for my first laugh of the year. That's fabulous.

Thrifty_Sister

Mildred1970 wrote: »

Sorry FC I lied when I said we wouldn't laugh :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Did you offer him the remains of his slice :rotfl:

Did he ever visit again FC :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

helen2k333

Happy new year, here's to a fun and glitchy 2014.

Forgetful

Happy New Year everyone.... not posting much these days..too busy!!

streetlights

auto.armadillo wrote: »

Happy new year sis dogs been terrified so I've had to give them all calpol so they calmed down now they were all trying to sit on my knee all at once lol that was fun:eek:

Is that about 20 stone combined, I am surprised they are such softies. I hope they are better now.