Elite christmas special

tweets

bubbs wrote: »

Ermmmmmmmm give us a clue:D

Another one of mums

Last month she asked me if I had her hairdryer she had hunted high and low and it had vanished .
I told her I had my own which I have had a long time.

She asked what colour is it so I said silver/black with a hanging hook on it

Mum replied that's not mine mines a gold one but its done a runner I had visions of it running down the street :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

wookeyhole1

my sada today had big family packs of paxo stuffing for 20p 240g hth still £1 online

fuzzgun19

newbie1980 wrote: »

morning campers sorry elite

hope were all well

can we have another push for richard newcastle under lyme

https://www.facebook.com/combermereabbey?v=app_448952861833126&rest=1

were in first

fuzzgun19 wrote: »

Voted again!

This is the last day for this comp.. get voting folks!

Bumping!

tweets

nerfdad wrote: »

You want a new man with a long thingy;)

Its before the watershed

thick_tom

Jelly_Biactol

For anyone out and about tonight, celebrating New Year, just follow these simple rules and you'll be fine. Particularly no4, so remember
No Monkey Flirting

thick_tom

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'

bubbs

tweets wrote: »

Another one of mums

Last month she asked me if I had her hairdryer she had hunted high and low and it had vanished .
I told her I had my own which I have had a long time.

She asked what colour is it so I said silver/black with a hanging hook on it

Mum replied that's not mine mines a gold one but its done a runner I had visions of it running down the street :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

So a hairdryer?
She does come out with some corkers :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: bless her

scamps1966

newbie1980 wrote: »

scamps your cancelled order was that from the 2am lot

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Yes it was, Why? :cool:
Don't tell me you.ve had a dispatch email!!!!!!!

princessmelody2009

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

Afternoon all.
I've had a lovely afternoon out with my boy and best friend.
We had free cake and hot chocolate courtesy of John Lewis. We moved on to wh smith where I picked up a free book (thanks O2) then popped in the body shop to use up a "love your body card" 2 x lovely shower gels for a whole £1. Mr shoes was next to pick up my (small) glitchy order then on to T's where I picked up some gammon, chicken breasts, pie, sausages and fizzy pink stuff all payed for on a gift card :j:j
I'm a very happy bunny now :D


Sounds like a very MSE day :money::D