Elite christmas special

bubbs

nerfdad wrote: »

1 of bubbs shavers:eek::D:D

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

nerfdad

tweets wrote: »

I wish

long thingy

You want a new man with a long thingy;)

Snap-ant

tweets

Snap-ant wrote: »

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Imdebtfree

rhosynbach wrote: »

evening all,

does anyone remember last christmas we were all making butter, not sure who put the idea on the thread but thanks i remembered it today 12 large tubs of cream turned into a heck of a lot of butter and just about to make scones with the buttermilk total cost 1.20

Well done.
Only thing reduced in my tosco was sausage meat, from £2 to 20p, so I got a couple as ds likes it mixed with stuffing.

daveeeeed

£4.46 APG from a shop today


12 items (7 different) on your bill qualify for comparisonMorrisons

+£0.89
1 x ASDA Paracetamol 500mg Caplets (16)£0.21£0.211 x ASDA Ibuprofen 200mg Caplets (16)£0.32£0.321 x ASDA Basmati White Rice (2Kg)£2.98£2.992 x Robinsons Special R Orange Squash with No Added Su...£2.00£2.981 x Walkers Sensations Vintage Cheddar & Onion Chutney...£1.00N/A1 x Blue Dragon Stir Fry Sauce - Chow Mein (120g)£0.59£0.655 x Sma Gold Follow on Milk Powder 6mth+ (900g)£44.95£44.951 x ASDA Chosen by You 100% Pure Sqeezed Orange Juice ...£2.00N/A2 x ASDA 1% Fat Milk 4 Pints (2.27L)£2.00N/A1 x ASDA Chosen by You Prawn Cocktail Crisps (6x25g)£0.85N/A1 x Goodfella's Stonebaked Thin Roast Chicken with Ita...£1.50£1.342 x Colgate Max Fresh Mouthwash Beads Tingling Mint To...£3.00N/A Comparison total (compared products only)£52.55£53.44

underperky

Happy New Year
Wishing everyone
Health & Happiness
For 2014

bubbs

Snap-ant wrote: »

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: like it:T:T:T

locarr

thick_tom

WishI'dReadSooner wrote: »

Hi all
Just a very quick one. If you have a £3 off £12 dairy then Tesco have the Candia Just Milk at 2 for £1 BOGOF. A handy standby if you live out in the sticks like us. It's actually the nicest long life milk out there.
Hopefully it'll be 12 for £3 - BARGAIN!

IF I buy 2 lots then hopefully I won't have to shop again for 2 weeks! YAY - I have well & truly lost my shopping Mojo!

thanks - just been to tesco and got 12 of these for £3