Elite christmas special

thick_tom

EMMAP wrote: »

.......Who is in the lead in the wifey games Tom?

no-one has satisfied me yet - with the answers i mean

thick_tom

a woman went to the doctor to complain about her marriage not giving her satisfaction anymore.
"i can give you two tablets" said the doctor "but they are very strong so only give him one at a time"
the next week the woman returned and the doctor asked her if the tablets were of any use.
"yes they were doctor, i gave him both tablets at once and within minutes he went absolutely beserk. we were eating lunch when he suddenly stood up, wiped everything off the table and tore all my clothes off. it was just fantastic and i enjoyed the best time of my life"
"were there any problems? asked the doctor
the woman answered "well i'll never be able to show my face in that cafe again!"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jelly_Biactol

I thought I'd share this, for all the craft-y people on here. It's the Christmas card from my sister, and hand-made by her too. It was my favourite card, and not just 'cos it's from my little sis.:xmassmile
It's plain card (cream colour works best, she says), with a personal message using one of those label-makers. She says the black labels work best, rather than red (which I first thought would be better) - more retro, she says.
Plus envelope - the envelopes to fit the card, or the card cut to size to fit the envelopes.
She made them for all her family and friends, with different personalised messages. She's even got a rubber stamp made, 'Made with love by

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', to put on the back.
It's one of those "Why didn't I think of that?" ideas,and really effective, I think.
It would work for any kind of greetings card.
She also made Christmas tree decorations for everyone as well.

EMMAP

rebeccalb wrote: »

Mine were collect and both got cancelled . Think it's just random sometimes

You're probably right! The glitch gods giveth and they taketh away....

Pasipha

EMMAP wrote: »

Wow well done people! I can't believe some of these are being honoured. I think next time a glitch like this happens I will try one to collect and one to deliver. It seems all the collect ones have worked out?

Who is in the lead in the wifey games Tom?

That sounds like a plan...half of my home deliver one has been cancelled still waiting for bits coming direct from supplier there is still hope then

davemorton

Both of mine got cancelled, stubbly Dave from now on.

EMMAP

thick_tom wrote: »

no-one has satisfied me yet - with the answers i mean

Picky so-and-so :rotfl:

I have a half blind deaf cat. I can't milk a cow but I can gut and fillet a fish. If I was stuck in the forest I'd use you for warmth! Or as a human shield. Floflo has a gun you know.

Savvybuyer

And the 'no hope' receipt was no hope...

Mainly the 50p items ruining matters. A few items in the frozen area to mention:

This on Avs T
1 x ASDA Firecracker Potato Wedges (750g)£1.00£0.93
Looked good, until I saw on msm some 750g Wedges (with Spicy Onion) at 59p in Aldi.

For Avs M:
CBY Hash Browns (800g) £1 vs £1.07
SP Sweetcorn 1kg 98p vs 99p.

Don't mix the shops up!

Savvybuyer

thick_tom wrote: »

sorry savvy but you are banned for being a real man

Thank you!:) (I knew people would be interested in what my answers were though, so just for that reason.)

kadison

bubbs wrote: »

Who me?:D im always on there,like to keep an eye;););)

Sorry, I mean 'you lot' lol!