Elite christmas special

bubbs

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Sorry guys, two things..

I have just received two emails saying..

Dear chubby bloke..

Thank you for shopping at https://www.boots.com. Your order has been despatched. You can see the number of parcels in this order below. This will be delivered on or before the date shown below but parcels may arrive separately.

Ralph Lauren Big Pony Female Eau de Toilette 4X10ml Collection + Holster Gift Set 1 @ £14.38

Ralph Lauren Big Pony Men Eau de Toilette Gift Set 1 @ £14.37

Philips AquaTouch AT890/20 Wet & Dry electric shaver with pop-up trimmer 3 @ Free Gift

Order Total Charged £28.75

And, get stuck into this offer for cat food, it seems to be a pretty good offer to me..

http://www.medicanimal.com/product/~product_id=100452?ptc=wg

What a cracking few days it has been!!:D:D

:T:T:T:T:T:T:T thats 2of us

willowwispy

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

I just had a despatch email too :j :j only placed 2 orders so pleased to get the one

thick_tom

tweets wrote: »

Q1 When she wants to be
Q2 No
Q3 A blanket

tweets you failed on number three :eek:

fairclaire

Savvybuyer wrote: »

I've spotted the loophole!:D Tom, if you have a gun but no blanket, you can truthfully answer 'no' to that last question. At least you don't have a blanket and a gun.

loophole indeed! :rotfl:. No blanket is no good anyway.......in this hypothetical debate we are all having.

thick_tom

FloFlo wrote: »

1. No - but she is definitely led by smell not sight
2. Not that I can recall but I have been chased by a bull.
3. A gun - there could be a serial killer in the forest :eek:

sorry flo but you failed on number three :eek:

TrulyMadly

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Gets a Low Trust Rating on Scam Advisor and Scambook
http://www.scamadviser.com/is-life-style-shop.com-a-fake-site.html
http://www.scambook.com/company/view/152542/Life-Style-Shopcom
Also, customer reviews here
http://www.webutations.net/go/review/life-style-shop.com
My suspicion is that the good reviews are not genuine; this seems the most pertinent comment, "You are thieves and scam artists! That's why you do not use PayPal!"

So, caveat emptor.

All the good reviews are from new posters. Odd that:)

rhosynbach

thick_tom wrote: »

Q1: do you have a blind dog?
Q2: have you ever milked a cow?
Q3: if you spent the night in a cold forest and can only have one of these things with you which would you pick?: a) a gun, b) a blanket, or c) me




.................. am off for a long hot soapy bath now

not eligible but had to answer:D

1 no but i have a blind duck that sounds like it yaps

2 used to work on a diary farm milking 100 plus heads. (welsh blacks )

3 sorry take the gun, shoot a deer make a blanket (for 2) and a barbecue

willowwispy

Ralph Lauren Big Pony Female Eau de Toilette 1 £14.38
Ralph Lauren Big Pony Men Eau de Toilette 1 £14.37
Remington S9500 Pearl Hair Straightener - 2 Free Gift
Beckham Instinct Eau de Toilette 75ml 1 £6.24
Beckham Homme Hair & Body Wash 200ml 3 £1.00
Tous Women's Bronze Sunglasses - 1 Free Gift
Instinct by David Beckham Gift Set0163799 1 Free Gift
Subtotal £35.99

Jelly_Biactol

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

I've found a bottle of aperitif at the back of the drinks cupboard, a present from Croatia, called Liker Od Suhe Smokve, so I think I'll have a glass of that - just to try and work out what it is ... for research purposes, you know.:)

I should have looked at the label more closely - it's Fig Liqueur:)
Quite pleasant, actually, if a bit of an acquired taste (and not one I'm likely to get a chance to acquire again).
And it's fruit, so one of my 5 a Day.

thick_tom

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I cannot join the harem, but I can answer the questions.

1. The dog is female, so she is whatever she wants to be whenever she wants!

2. I tried, it just did not feel right.... I got all hot and sweaty pulling on the cows boobs.. I thought I had better stop as the farmer was giving me funning looks!! I thought he would charge me for the pleasure!!!

3. Tom, as he can take the role of the other 2. He can protect me like a gun, keep me warm with his tongue whilst also keeping the front garden tidy!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

sorry mumsy you are barred from entering :eek: