Elite christmas special

FloFlo

aau1 wrote: »

Another urban dictionary classic :rotfl:

:A Not looking :A

emerald21

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Baby has not quietened down yet like they usually do just before things are imminent. I haven't started to worry yet a week overdue is nothing is it.

Funnily none of mine were late. 2 weeks early, on the day and 5 days early. I am usually late for everything.

No a weeks nothing, think its 10 days when they intervene if mother is agreeable I guess. I wouldn t like to have gone any longer than that. My 3 were all late of course. Had to be started off with the two lads and was in hospital on the eve of being started off with Dawn and my waters broke lol , she was born about 2. 30 am. Couldn t rouse hubby at home with the phone so was by myself most of the time.

aau1

FloFlo wrote: »

:A Not looking :A

Go on. You know you want to

You all want to

emerald21

fairclaire wrote: »

1. No
2. No, but I tried to milk a goat once
.......before I answer the last question. Do you have a blanket and a gun?



Hypothetical answers of course

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: good one

silvercar

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

Poop.
I had 2 orders accepted and 3 refused.
The 2 that went through ok are the ones where I payed a bit extra. Only a quid on each but it seems to have done the job

I have noticed that with a few glitches, spending some money seems to increase the chance of the glitch working.

TrulyMadly

aau1 wrote: »

Go on. You know you want to

You all want to

When will I ever learn:eek:

emerald21

thick_tom wrote: »

Q1: do you have a blind dog?
Q2: have you ever milked a cow?
Q3: if you spent the night in a cold forest and can only have one of these things with you which would you pick?: a) a gun, b) a blanket, or c) me




.................. am off for a long hot soapy bath now

They re strange questions but my answers would be no, no and you if I knew what you looked like and I liked what I saw. How's that

silvercar

No a weeks nothing, think its 10 days when they intervene if mother is agreeable I guess.

Both mine showed no sign of wanting to put in an appearance, tried everything, I remember driving over the bumps in the local car park and drinking raspberry leaf tea as well as the usual suggestions. DS2 's head was engaged and then he changed his mind and moved up!. Both ended up being induced and arrived very well cooked.

TrulyMadly

I always fail those survival questions that you get on team building days. You know the sort where you have to put things in order of priority. What do you need in a desert....shelter or water.

Or who you would throw out the air balloon first.....

So I'm not guessing Tom..I'll get it wrong:o

logie

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Wouldn't it be spooky if your friend was my DD. :rotfl:

I am debating whether to open some wine after seeing TM's fizz. Will I be tempting fate if I have glass or two tonight that I will get the call to say she has gone into labour.

It's my friend's 2nd baby so not your DD :rotfl: I met her through baby group as her DD is the same age as H (18 months) She's going to have her hands full :eek:

I've half a bottle of Prosecco calling me from the fridge too now
Would Mr TS drive you in an emergency?