Computer language.

Oldbiggles

This computer talk is driving me nuts.:j




Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was something you completed when looking for a job.
A programme was a TV show.
A cursor was someone who used foul language.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider’s home.
A virus was the Flu.
A CD was something written on your bank statement if you were in credit.
A hard drive was a long car journey.
A mouse pad was the home of a mouse.
And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy, you just hoped no-one found out about it.……..

:rotfl:

Now come on you lot and stop laughing.
Get back to the serious subject of saving money.

Merry Christmas.
:santa2::xmastree:

John_Pierpoint

That will be after you put the horse and buggy back in the mews stable?

The computer has been the major money saving tool of the last 40 years.

scotsbob

The original is usually the best.

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Jokes_from_Emails/21419_remember-when-a-computer-was-something-on-tv-from-a-science-fiction-show-of-note-a-window-was-something-you-hated-to-clean.html

zygurat789

John_Pierpoint wrote: »

That will be after you put the horse and buggy back in the mews stable?

The computer has been the major money saving tool of the last 40 years.

Mainly making it for the manufacturesrs like IBM.
As a management tool in industry maybe 40 yrs and to enable people to do a job maybe just over 30. but for the www was only just getting going 20 years ago.

But I think the OP should take a tablet after all those cupcakes donuts kitkats and jelly beans

Oldbiggles

scotsbob wrote: »

The original is usually the best.

http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Jokes_from_Emails/21419_remember-when-a-computer-was-something-on-tv-from-a-science-fiction-show-of-note-a-window-was-something-you-hated-to-clean.html

Unfortunately the original that I saw had an explicit drawing of a ‘3.5 floppy’, but I thought my edited version would give us a laugh.
:beer:

Biggles

Oldbiggles wrote: »

Unfortunately the original that I saw had an explicit drawing of a ‘3.5 floppy’

I think that may be a tiny clue as to how old the joke is.
;-)

hugheskevi

I think that may be a tiny clue as to how old the joke is.

Indeed, although I always think my Crucial m4 2.5-inch SSD sounds like something best avoided too. Even worse, I recently had to flash it after it started to cease working after an hour of use

FOREVER21

Quote:
Originally Posted by John_Pierpoint
That will be after you put the horse and buggy back in the mews stable?

The computer has been the major money saving tool of the last 40 years.
Mainly making it for the manufacturesrs like IBM.
As a management tool in industry maybe 40 yrs and to enable people to do a job maybe just over 30. but for the www was only just getting going 20 years ago.

But I think the OP should take a tablet after all those cupcakes donuts kitkats and jelly beans


Another prime example for the OP list

Tablet---something taken 4 times a day!