The Good, the Mad & the Lovely

lookinforabargain

Still no sign of OH so I'm gonna admit defeat and head for my bed, hopefully he'll crash on the couch

G'night lovlies xx

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Whats black and white but red all over???

either a noospaper or a sunburnt zebra :rotfl:

Im drunk, don't mess with me :rotfl::rotfl:

fairclaire

Serendipitious wrote: »

The commonest kynd o neep sellt as a vegetable in Europe an North Americae is maistlins white-skint apairt frae the tap 1–6 centimetres that growes abuin the grund an is purpie, reid, or greenish whauriver sunlicht has fawen. This pairt abuin the grund growes frae stem tissue, but is jyned wi the ruit. The hale inner meat is white an the hale ruit is rochly baw-shaped aboot 5–20 centimetres ower, an wants side ruits. The tapruit (the raiglar ruit ablo the swallt hain ruit) is thin an 10 centimetres or mair lang; it is takken aff afore the neep is sellt. The leafs growes richt frae the shouder o the ruit, wi little or nae croun or hause (like that fund in swades). Neep leafs is chawed times, an leuks like mustart greens; kynds growen juist for the greens leuks like mustart greens mair nor them growen for the ruits, wi smaw or nae hain ruits. Kynds o B. rapa that haes been developit juist for uiss as leaf vegetables is cried Chinese cab!!!!!. Baith the leafs an ruit haes a spicy taste seemlar tae raw kail or reeforts that turns maumie efter ceukin.
Neeps wyes sae muckle as 1 kilogram or thereaboots, tho they can be hairstit whan smawer. Size is in pairt adae wi the kynd an in pairt adae wi the lenth o time that the neep haes growen. Maist richt wee neeps is specialty kynds. The ae time they can be gotten is whan juist hairstit an they dinna keep weel. Maist wee neeps can be eaten hale, leafs an aw. Wee neeps come in yellae-, orange-, an reid-fleshed kynds as weel as white-fleshed. Their taste is maumie, sae they can be eaten raw in salads like reeforts.
Neeps is the swallt stock o the plant an nae the swallt ruit, as mony fowk thinks.


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Wow!! :rotfl::rotfl:

aau1

fairclaire wrote: »

either a noospaper or a sunburnt zebra :rotfl:

Im drunk, don't mess with me :rotfl::rotfl:

I always thought it was a penguin that had fallen down the stairs :rotfl:

Night all :wave:

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

either a noospaper or a sunburnt zebra :rotfl:

Im drunk, don't mess with me :rotfl::rotfl:

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A sunburnt penguin

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

No................
A sunburnt penguin

Did it fall down the stairs? :rotfl::rotfl:

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

Did it fall down the stairs? :rotfl::rotfl:

How did you know, it fell down the stairs to the patio, and fell asleep in the sun

davemorton

right, it has all gone quiet, so bed for me, night all, be good

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

right, it has all gone quiet, so bed for me, night all, be good

me too.....can you help me up the stairs :rotfl::rotfl:

zippydooda

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