If you were king .....

go_cat

Is what I just asked my DS aged 6 and what would he change

1. He would make everyone eat vegetables
2. He would make everyone be polite
3. No-one would be allowed to be naughty or they would be put in the dungeons


If only life was as simple and easy as this

:D:D:D

jetplane

Bless him. I think they tried that in medieval times. The peasants ate vegetables as they lived off the land and could be killed for poaching. The King decided what was polite enough and what was naughty? He then then threw anyone he didn't like or didn't agree with him into the dungeons :eek:

This_Year

Cheese would be a vegetable.
You would only get up when you wanted to, not when the alarm says you ought.
Karma is an absolute so what goes around does come around.

I say this as a 44 year old mum with a cheese addiction, a growing business and some experience of life. I do learn something every day.

Bless your little boy, hope he retains his sense of what's right. x

pinkduvetdiva

1.The total honeypie with the gorgeous smile at my old workplace would be forced to fall madly and passionately in love with me.:rotfl:
2. The aforementioned smiley honeypie's girlfriend would be exiled to deepest, darkest Siberia (I'm sure she's a lovely girl really, but hey - I am the queen!):cool:
3. All animals would have to have fur, legs or fins. Any not meeting this requirement would be banished to Siberia as well.
4. Chocolate would be classed as one of your 5 a day.
5. So would rosè wine.
6. All work contracts would be flexi time.

Money_Bunny

Force the BBC to put on really good TV on Sunday night - recipe for a happier country

jackomdj

Thought of this thread when OH came home today with DD. They had gone out to buy my Christmas present and he had looked in an estate agent said he would love to live in a particular area.

She said "Buckingham palace would be better",
OH replied "but that's for the Royals",
DD "marry a princess",
OH "what about Mummy",
DD "just say she is your sister"!