The Mad(ness) that is the Elite. He's gone, but was one of the best :A

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

First FC wanting a sausage, then the condoms, and now you, its all filth on here tonight :eek:

I didn't want the condoms.....just a sausage :rotfl::rotfl:

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Strange thing happened to me tonight, went to pick up my pasty order and this odd woman with a twitchy eye kept looking at me, I had to check I had zipped myself up. Was most odd.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: was she winking at your winky :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Savvybuyer

davemorton wrote: »

First FC wanting a sausage, then the condoms, and now you, its all filth on here tonight :eek:

No filth there as far as I can see:):).

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

I didn't want the condoms.....just a sausage :rotfl::rotfl:

Aww, you hungry? Im sure I have something in the cupboard for you if you are.

Savvybuyer

fairclaire wrote: »

I didn't want the condoms.....just a sausage :rotfl::rotfl:

:eek::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Is bit a word, should it be bitten? I know bit is a word, as in a bit of toffee, or drill bit, but does bit mean bit as in the action of being bitten? Oh, my head hurts!

Is it to bite?

:D:D:D

Savvybuyer

davemorton wrote: »

Aww, you hungry? Im sure I have something in the cupboard for you if you are.

(Attempts to change the subject...) Have one of those ice-creams instead, on Sains vs T even despite them being expensive.:rotfl::rotfl:

purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

First FC wanting a sausage, then the condoms, and now you, its all filth on here tonight :eek:

:eek: Was just about to catch up. Sounds like the beginning of a very bad joke :rotfl:

:wave: all.

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Aww, you hungry? Im sure I have something in the cupboard for you if you are.

You can keep your cupboard doors shut young man :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

davemorton wrote: »

Strange thing happened to me tonight, went to pick up my pasty order and this odd woman with a twitchy eye kept looking at me, I had to check I had zipped myself up. Was most odd.

I thought i recognised you!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: