Lovely house - pity about the owner

wecanhelpu

One of the many descriptions of properties by this estate agent :


http://www.ralphbending.com/index.php


Read his for sale and to let sections for more advice

Melissa177

I particularly like, in the "To Let" section:

The Great Bowyard, Langport



These houses were built with the belief that the future's not sustainable and we're all going to die. Hall, sitting room/dining room, utility, kitchen, cloakroom, bathroom, three bedrooms, garden and parking. Available August. Suit miserable git who likes composting.

mr.broderick

Evening gorgeous

DanceInThe_Dark

LOL,
once saw a property described as being "within staggering distance of the pub" and thought that was odd but this fella really makes me laugh.

juno

This recently appeared in a local newspaper:

brasso

Fantastic, thank you!

Melissa177

Actually, I reckon this guy Ralph Bending is on to something. It's a pretty good marketing strategy he's got there "Tell it like it is, add a bit of comedy". You want to trust the guy, because he sounds like "one of us".

Whether his ads generate real business versus public interest is another matter, however.

franklee

Melissa177 wrote: »

I particularly like, in the "To Let" section:

Actually that rather appealed to me :eek:

Miserable git; yep

Likes composting; I'd be happy to give it a go :idea:

It's an interesting development, check out the builders website.

Phirefly

juno wrote: »

This recently appeared in a local newspaper:

Priceless!

Particularly tickled me as I was born and spent the first 25 years of my life in East Leake and know Thrumpton is miles away. I can just imagine the snobbish misguided vendor being a complete a*se and demanding his property is listed under the more desirable East Leake section.

As much as I don't see the point of EAs, I do sypathise with their plight of having to deal with Joe W*nker Public all day.

Alan_M_2

This was my favourite:-

Jump in at the cheap end and buy yourself this caravan on a mobile home park in Pedwell. Sitting room, kitchen/dining room, bedroom and bathroom. Live like a didi with no thought for tomorrow. Monthly park fee applies.