It's Friday night and I am bald but rich

moneyinmypocket

I have just come back from the shops and some yoof just shouted "oi baldy" I stopped and looked around to find 6 yoof stood across road looking at me. Now I would have no problems smacking them right up, in my day we threw punches and asked questions later in situations like this. Anyway, I looked at the yoof and shouted back "I am a homeowner and wigged my keys at them. They looked like they were going to come across the road and I burst into a groin thrust fist pump while holding my keys in my mouth nodding my head up and down. The yoof soon got the message and ran away. Leasing learnt from this - respect the homeowner and the bald head.

mandi

moneyinmypocket wrote: »

I have just come back from the shops and some yoof just shouted "oi baldy" I stopped and looked around to find 6 yoof stood across road looking at me. Now I would have no problems smacking them right up, in my day we threw punches and asked questions later in situations like this. Anyway, I looked at the yoof and shouted back "I am a homeowner and wigged my keys at them. They looked like they were going to come across the road and I burst into a groin thrust fist pump while holding my keys in my mouth nodding my head up and down. The yoof soon got the message and ran away. Leasing learnt from this - respect the homeowner and the bald head.

:rotfl:


Are you sure it wasn't the offy

michaels

But which would you rather - the house or be 20 years younger again?!

PasturesNew

moneyinmypocket wrote: »

... The yoof soon got the message and ran away. ...

Yes, the message was "T0sser needs house burgling" and they ran off to round up the Krew.

thescouselander

moneyinmypocket wrote: »

I have just come back from the shops and some yoof just shouted "oi baldy" I stopped and looked around to find 6 yoof stood across road looking at me. Now I would have no problems smacking them right up, in my day we threw punches and asked questions later in situations like this. Anyway, I looked at the yoof and shouted back "I am a homeowner and wigged my keys at them. They looked like they were going to come across the road and I burst into a groin thrust fist pump while holding my keys in my mouth nodding my head up and down. The yoof soon got the message and ran away. Leasing learnt from this - respect the homeowner and the bald head.

You sound like a bit if a knob - I bet my house is bigger than yours. How do you like them apples???:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

thescouselander

I should add - I've still got my hair too!!!!

mystic_trev

I expect they went to call Social services.

Loughton_Monkey

moneyinmypocket wrote: »

I have just come back from the shops and some yoof just shouted "oi baldy" I stopped and looked around to find 6 yoof stood across road looking at me. Now I would have no problems smacking them right up, in my day we threw punches and asked questions later in situations like this. Anyway, I looked at the yoof and shouted back "I am a homeowner and wigged my keys at them. They looked like they were going to come across the road and I burst into a groin thrust fist pump while holding my keys in my mouth nodding my head up and down. The yoof soon got the message and ran away. Leasing learnt from this - respect the homeowner and the bald head.

An interesting anecdote. Leaving aside what it may or may not say about you, it says a lot about today's 'yoof' in your local area. Sounds like they are a bunch of whimps.

I would love to see you re-perform this act in, say, Walthamstow just a few miles south of here. My instinct is that you would have had about 30 seconds of 'pleasure' after which the local 'yoof' would have ensured that by tomorrow morning, you would be under 3 feet of concrete under the M25 near junction 26 where they are currently adding extra lanes.

At least 6 local 'yoof' would be groin-thrusting for the next 30 years every time they are speeding down the M25, chased by plod, in stolen BMW's....

Blacklight

I suspect this to be a slight mistruth.

The yoof of today have taken to sewing the crotch of their trousers together in order to emulate the effect of wearing girls trousers that don't fit. In fact purposely modified trousers are available to make you look like you have girls clothes on (example NSFL).

So how did they 'run'?

Generali

Ironic really as most of the threads on here end up reading like two bald men fighting over a comb.

chewmylegoff

moneyinmypocket wrote: »

I have just come back from the shops and some yoof just shouted "oi baldy" I stopped and looked around to find 6 yoof stood across road looking at me. Now I would have no problems smacking them right up, in my day we threw punches and asked questions later in situations like this. Anyway, I looked at the yoof and shouted back "I am a homeowner and wigged my keys at them. They looked like they were going to come across the road and I burst into a groin thrust fist pump while holding my keys in my mouth nodding my head up and down. The yoof soon got the message and ran away. Leasing learnt from this - respect the homeowner and the bald head.

In confused, are you renting or not?