where can i buy a sloth?

bonnie43uk

I saw a sloth on telly last night. Where can I buy one?, I will pay top whack price for one in good condition. My neighbour has a Macaw parrot and I want to get one up on him, .. he's always rubbing it in that he has an exotic bird and we don't. A sloth will do the trick. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he knows we've got a sloth.

stir_crazy

I don't know, there's something about them i don't trust....



I'm sure there are other, less dangerous exotic animals you could get.

Person_one

Tod, is that you? What happened to Molly and Goat?

skitler

your better of with a monkey or a kangaroo. :j

bluebeary

you dont have to buy one, you can make one, with offcuts ?

stir_crazy

I recommend a panda. Pandas are cool.



Yes, I have just spent the last 15 minutes looking at funny animal pictures.

con1888

I have one you can have for £8000, just inbox me with your bank details and national insurance number and I will arrange it.

mountainofdebt

I have one, currently away from home but due home Christmas time.

Basically they will eat you out of house and home, leave a pile of dirt in their wake and your gas and electricity will go through the roof.

his_missus

You can borrow my Hubby if you want.

hgotsparkle

My OH says if I were an animal, I'd be a sloth. Maybe ask him how much he paid for me?

aileth

Good condition? Sorry I only have one of worn/used condition.