engaging loving intrepid tempestuous enterprise

thick_tom

my dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade

thick_tom

life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon

thick_tom

my definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the william tell overture without thinking of the lone ranger

thick_tom

my wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. they sent it back saying they weren't that lonely

CouponWoman

Don't forget its free listing on ebay this weekend. Usual terms apply ie 100 auctions over £1.

hth

CWxx

thick_tom

chopsticks are one of the reasons the chinese never invented custard

pattylabelle

thick_tom wrote: »

a horse walks into a bar

the bartender asks "why the long face?"




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

tt my OH tells me this joke once a day every day:D:D

itch_for_a_glitch

redfox wrote: »

I'll just interject a word of warning here - please think about what all this continuous bickering is likely to result in.

I have already (on the last thread) mentioned this but it seems I need to do it again. Read this post again and remember that if this continues, there won't be a thread at all.

I know that is not what anybody wants but the outcome is in your hands.

Bump for the hard of thinking.
Redfox you have the patience of a saint.

AngelsMadv

Morning, all. Life has been far to destructive to contribute to the thread; for that I apologise.

Many thanks for keeping the threads going to all who contribute. Thanks to Redfox for your stirling work.

I hope you all have a lovely day. Thanks for the new thread, Lowball.

PS - a big ty to the poster yesterday who said snakes were on the loose in Pudsey - I may have caught a few

thick_tom

pattylabelle wrote: »

tt my OH tells me this joke once a day every day:D:D

the oldies are the best patty