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Funny Birthday card to my DH
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Counting_Pennies_2
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There seems to be so much doom and gloom at the moment.
I wanted to lighten the mood a little.
My DH got a card given to him for his birthday and I thought I would share the joke:
Two girls need the loo.
Both being drunk they go in a graveyard
As there's no paper one girl used her knickers
While the other girl grabbed a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day their husbands were talking
'My wife came home with no knickers on last night' says one
The other chap says 'That's nothing my wife came home with a card up her bum saying:
'From the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you!'!'
I wanted to lighten the mood a little.
My DH got a card given to him for his birthday and I thought I would share the joke:
Two girls need the loo.
Both being drunk they go in a graveyard
As there's no paper one girl used her knickers
While the other girl grabbed a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day their husbands were talking
'My wife came home with no knickers on last night' says one
The other chap says 'That's nothing my wife came home with a card up her bum saying:
'From the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you!'!'
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Not remotely funny to me and not something my husband would appreciate either. :eek:Lost my soulmate so life is empty.
I can bear pain myself, he said softly, but I couldna bear yours. That would take more strength than I have -
Diana Gabaldon, Outlander0 -
Oh well, I guess I am easily pleased0
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And me!... Easily pleased that is, as I laughed.0
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I laughed!Pay off all your debts by Christmas 2025 no. 15 £0/69490
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I love choosing cards.
Just given one to my brother.
A piece of string went into a bar and asked for a drink. We don't serve string says the landlord. The string went outside, tied himself up, ruffled his hair and returned for a drink. Aren't you still a piece of string? asked the landlord.......................
No - I'm a frayed not!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:0 -
I think I must be easily amused too, as I found it funny as well! Give me a funny card over a more serious card anytime....me and the hubby don't do lovey dovey cards etc.
I always remember one of the first valentine cards he ever sent me, which went something along the lines of 'Ive got a soft spot for you and it's getting harder all the time' I made the mistake of showing it to my Mam....needless to say, she wasn't amused!0 -
I once commissioned one of these for my brother :
http://www.poocards.co.uk/home.html
I had my face imposed onto the poo-er and his onto the actual poo.
Many people would be horrified by this, but as a lover of toilet humour and all things bum related, he said it was the best card he'd ever received!0 -
toffeentom wrote: »I love choosing cards.
Just given one to my brother.
A piece of string went into a bar and asked for a drink. We don't serve string says the landlord. The string went outside, tied himself up, ruffled his hair and returned for a drink. Aren't you still a piece of string? asked the landlord.......................
No - I'm a frayed not!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Now that is funny. :rotfl::rotfl:Georgiegirl256 wrote: »I think I must be easily amused too, as I found it funny as well! Give me a funny card over a more serious card anytime....me and the hubby don't do lovey dovey cards etc.
I always remember one of the first valentine cards he ever sent me, which went something along the lines of 'Ive got a soft spot for you and it's getting harder all the time' I made the mistake of showing it to my Mam....needless to say, she wasn't amused!
Why on earth show it to anyone, far less your mother. :eek::eek:leandygandy wrote: »I once commissioned one of these for my brother :
http://www.poocards.co.uk/home.html
I had my face imposed onto the poo-er and his onto the actual poo.
Many people would be horrified by this, but as a lover of toilet humour and all things bum related, he said it was the best card he'd ever received!
:eek::eek::eek:Lost my soulmate so life is empty.
I can bear pain myself, he said softly, but I couldna bear yours. That would take more strength than I have -
Diana Gabaldon, Outlander0 -
Torry_Quine wrote: »
Why on earth show it to anyone, far less your mother. :eek::eek:
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Because most people have a sense of humour....including my mother for most things. When I say, not amused, more not her cup of tea because she loves these cards with really long meaningful verses in, but for me and the DH it's the funnier/the ruder the better! I must get my cheeky side of my Dad, as he always picks up the rude cards in the shop and we stand there giggling! :rotfl:
But yeah, I'm close with my parents, so I show them/tell them most things....why wouldn't I?0
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