Look out for fake Rabbis

Bob_the_Saver

http://www.thelocal.fr/20130605/armed-thieves-disguised-as-rabbis-rob-elderly-marseille-man


Holiday-makers beware.

You couldn't make it up.

Any suggestions on a test for genuine rabbis?

Gloomendoom

A bacon sandwich?

Bob_the_Saver

A friend asked me the following question.

Why are the no rabbi Morris dancers?
I don't know the answer, can anyone enlighten me?

andygb

Brilliant thread - it just totally eclipses the threads about dodgy Chanel perfume/handbags/gloves, and Man Utd shirts.

Hobsons_Choice

Show 'em a wall and wait for them to start wailing?

SailorSam

That reminds me of the story about the Priest who had his bike stolen, he thought if he included the ten commandments in his next sermon someone would stand up and confess when he got to , thou shall not steal. But as it happend when he got to thou shall not commit adultery he remembered where he'd left it.

Pollycat

Should have gone to Specsavers.

I thought the title was 'Look out for fake rabbits'.

Bob_the_Saver

Easy mistake to make

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GlynD

Bob_the_Saver wrote: »

A friend asked me the following question.

Why are the no rabbi Morris dancers?
I don't know the answer, can anyone enlighten me?

Because you've got to be a complete pr ick to be a Morris dancer.

GlynD

Personally I would prefer to work as a circumciser. I know the money's not good but there's plenty of tips.