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Anyone here claiming to be a Messiah then?
cepheus
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I am waiting to be rescued from the evils of Microsoft, Google, Apple.......Modern-day Jesus 'would go around making computers work'
IF Jesus were alive today he would travel from place to place doing IT miracles, it has been claimed.
As former computer worker Alan Miller claimed to be the reincarnation of Christ, theologians said that making Windows work properly is the modern equivalent of healing a leper.
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He is not the Messiah, he is a very naughty boy.That gum you like is coming back in style.0
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I'm Jesus and so is my wife..'Just because its on the internet don't believe it 100%'. Abraham Lincoln.
I have opinions, you have opinions. All of our opinions are valid whether they are based on fact or feeling. Respect other peoples opinions, stop forcing your opinions on other people and the world will be a happier place.0 -
And that piece of fish was good enough for Jehovah!:wall: Flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality - Am I flogging a dead horse? :wall:
Any posts are my opinion and only that. Please read at your own risk.0 -
And that piece of fish was good enough for Jehovah!
Blasphemy!!!!
So that's 3 packets of small stones and a large flat one please..'Just because its on the internet don't believe it 100%'. Abraham Lincoln.
I have opinions, you have opinions. All of our opinions are valid whether they are based on fact or feeling. Respect other peoples opinions, stop forcing your opinions on other people and the world will be a happier place.0 -
No women allowed at the stoningThat gum you like is coming back in style.0
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And what did the Romans ever do for us?!?!?!?:wall: Flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality - Am I flogging a dead horse? :wall:
Any posts are my opinion and only that. Please read at your own risk.0 -
So they think, he'll be the 'the one'...
He even gets resurrected at the end of the film!0 -
Cheer up Brian, you miserable !!!!!!. Lend us a quid.
Always look on the bright side of life.....Don't lie, thieve, cheat or steal. The Government do not like the competition.
The Lord Giveth and the Government Taketh Away.
I'm sorry, I don't apologise. That's just the way I am. Homer (Simpson)0 -
Follow the white rabbit. Mr Anderson.That gum you like is coming back in style.0
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No Jesus here but I am sure I gave birth to the devil!Don’t put it down - put it away!
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