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The Official 'WOOOO' It's a bank holiday weekend party thread!
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Nor me
Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
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nor me but i seem to have gone up on his scale rating these past few days
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postingalwaysposting wrote: »nor me but i seem to have gone up on his scale rating these past few days :rotfl:
How did you manage that PAP?Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
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Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.
The smell is atrocious!
Both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a queen cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be presidential, replies, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horsesBR 18 Oct 2006 Discharged 16 April 2007 :T0 -
Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk:
Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When Drunk:
British Constitution
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that tableBR 18 Oct 2006 Discharged 16 April 2007 :T0 -
You reckon you could handle all 4 of us at once do you Lenny :eek:Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
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You reckon you could handle all 4 of us at once do you Lenny :eek:
Yup, but I would have to limit you to 20 seconds each!:D This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com0 -
lenny i aint going to blackpool either pity in a way0
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20 seconds lenny i need a good few hours at least and thats just for me0
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20 seconds lenny i need a good few hours at least and thats just for me
We could massage for few hours minus 20 seconds?This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com0
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