The Croods in 4D so lifelike!!

sillygoose

We just went as a family to see the film the Croods, its about the lives of neanderthal cavemen. It was supposed to be in 3D but to our delight it was actually in some sort of super realistic new technology.

About a quarter way into the film a group of realistic cave women and their spawn were rendered in the seats behind us, I presume they missed the first quarter as cavemen's sundials don't work so well in Wetherspoons.

They added a new dimension of babbling sub human intelligence and non stop base guttural language even directed at their own hooded junk munching 'mix and match' little ones.

Thank you Empire cinema, marvelous extra service!!!

(and the studios wonder why people fileshare and watch at home)

Azari

Very nice post, sillygoose!

KateBob

Shame, hope it didn't ruin the film for you.

We went to see The Croods on Saturday in a very packed cinema but everyone was very well behaved (even my 2)

sillygoose

Kate/Bob wrote: »

Shame, hope it didn't ruin the film for you.

We went to see The Croods on Saturday in a very packed cinema but everyone was very well behaved (even my 2)

Thanks, actually their kids were well behaved but I wouldn't like to try to get them to sleep later after 3 litres of Coke and 12'000 calories of popcorn :eek:

Its the parents that were shocking, who says to their own 7/8 year old "shut the f... up and eat ya f...... popcorn will ya!"

Am I too harsh? well they sat for 10 minutes complaining the film was f.... blurred wot the f... is f... wrong with the f... thing. Then they realised they hadn't got any glasses like everyone else and it was a 3D film :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

KateBob

sillygoose wrote: »

Am I too harsh? well they sat for 10 minutes complaining the film was f.... blurred wot the f... is f... wrong with the f... thing. Then they realised they hadn't got any glasses like everyone else and it was a 3D film :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Oh dear :eek: