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Eurovision party

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  • Remmer
    Remmer Posts: 220 Forumite
    OMG!

    Be aware of this. I had a lucky escape.
    I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked Me if I wanted decking.

    Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

    Those less suspecting might not be so lucky
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  • fermi
    fermi Posts: 40,542 Forumite
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    EVEN FRANCE DIDN'T GIVE us any points! We're doomed!

    What! France would give us minus 12 if they could. :rotfl:
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  • newleaf
    newleaf Posts: 3,132 Forumite
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    EVEN FRANCE DIDN'T GIVE us any points! We're doomed!

    Even France? Don't you know they hate us?
    Official DFW Nerd No 096 - Proud to have dealt with my debt!
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
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    Dear god it's a massacure!!!
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • Remmer
    Remmer Posts: 220 Forumite
    A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't you f***ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you f***ing d*ckhead?" "

    Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would sh*g you twice!"
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  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
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    oh lol I thought france liked us... lol
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • newleaf
    newleaf Posts: 3,132 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker PPI Party Pooper
    Remmer wrote: »
    OMG!

    Be aware of this. I had a lucky escape.
    I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked Me if I wanted decking.

    Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

    Those less suspecting might not be so lucky

    The best one yet!
    Official DFW Nerd No 096 - Proud to have dealt with my debt!
  • Frugal_Fox
    Frugal_Fox Posts: 1,002 Forumite
    Where are the 12 points for the UK......
    "A simple life freely chosen is a source of strength. Do not be pursuaded into buying what you do not need or cannot afford." Quaker Faith & Practice 1.02.41
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
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    I can't believe Ukraine are winning.. actually.. yes I can.. this is Eurovision after all....
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • sammy115
    sammy115 Posts: 15,267 Forumite
    How embarrassing. Maybe we shouldn't enter ever again!
    Quality is doing something right when no one is looking - Henry Ford
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