Eurovision party

newleaf

elantan wrote: »

oh second bottle do we have red or white? i'm working tonight so cant join will amybe make up for it on monday

It's red - Argentinian Shiraz, and very good it is too - my next glass is for you. Have a good shift El

elantan

did you not go for latvia gillette? did you change your mind and i missed something like i usually do (always last to know or catch up)?

moonlightpjs

Ok Newleaf - request received and understood. How do I put "it" on ignore?

Anyhows, has the Turkish one been on yet?

sammy115

newleaf wrote: »

Oh please peeps, stop quoting her. You're doing my turnip in. Please!

Sorry, I did think when I had posted, 'feeding the troll' but couldn't resist:o

Remmer

I was in ASDA the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog, and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she totally believed it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said "No..... I was sitting in the street licking my bum when a car hit me".

benbenandme

is that the same evanescence woman again??

elantan

oh in that case make it one of those full bottle glasses please lol

livinginhope

Oooh Sweden sound like the Baycity rollers,Shangalang!!!!! yeah,go Sweden

sammy115

Wondered what it reminded me of. Thanks. OH still thinks we have the campest act by far!

newleaf

newleaf wrote: »

Click on her user name, click 'add to ignore list', click save. Simple, you need never bovver with her again

We can easily see her off...