Eurovision party

sammy115

Was reading the how well do we know each other thread, can anyone point me in the direction of Lennys poll. The perviest DFW female post!!! I need a good laugh, cos this eurovision is tragic! Waiiiiilllllllllllll

moonlightpjs

Who is this Sloppy chops person?

"That pregnant one, the flirty one, the one who can't spell etc etc" The cheek of the it? Where does he get off?

Go take a hike, pref down a steep cliff - head first :mad:

sammy115

i am missing Dr who and casualty sob sob sob

immoral_angeluk

lol you don't want a country then sammy?

sammy115

IA - has the wedding dress gone, have I missed the final total.. are we only supposed to talk eurovision (hope not!)

livinginhope

auntie_brenda wrote: »

Wasn't Slovenia singing for Ireand & Finland as well?????

They do all look and sound the same don't they

immoral_angeluk

Aye up miss ireland, finland and slovenia has had a haircut

Remmer

A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.

He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.

Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then the African medicine man says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies, "When your partner can take no more sex and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for another whole year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers.

That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave.

He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, and says "123" and suddenly

he has this huge stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.

His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for ?

sammy115

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

lol you don't want a country then sammy?

I'm not sure who is in it, to be honest. I was as surprised as you to hear there had been a semi final!!!

I'll have Scooch and the good old UK I suppose:rotfl:

newleaf

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

lol I may be wrapped up in myself but newleaf is just as important as everyone else

I have got this silly [STRIKE]cow[/STRIKE] TROLL on 'ignore', please stop quoting her, it only encourages her!