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Routine drugs test at work
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VSynth
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Just had a routine drugs test at work and I've tested positive for ketamine.
I had a Tesco British classics cottage pie bought yesterday so it still looks like horsemeat is on the shelves!
Luckily the guy doing the test said it was a low level and didn't record it otherwise I might be looking at a disciplinary.
Says on the label that they have added 20% more beef, so it looks like only 80% horse now ^^
I had a Tesco British classics cottage pie bought yesterday so it still looks like horsemeat is on the shelves!
Luckily the guy doing the test said it was a low level and didn't record it otherwise I might be looking at a disciplinary.
Says on the label that they have added 20% more beef, so it looks like only 80% horse now ^^
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Best excuse ever.
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Well, ketamine is a horse tranquiliser.0
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Be careful the pie doesn't give you the 'trotts', or that the ketamine won't be in your system 'furlong'.
Mind you, brings a new meaning to 'Galloping Gourmet'.
I'll just get my coat...............Never Knowingly Understood.
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This would be funny if ketamine was not a pharmaceutical product licensed for use in humans not simply a veterinary product as often claimed.Declutterbug-in-progress.⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️0
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thats the trouble when you eat 'neddymeals'I
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Ketamine's used by paramedics when your leg's hanging off and they need to drag you out of your crumpled car."Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell" - Edward Abbey.0
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but I don't think the OP would have been in work today if that happened yesterday!:Dfluffnutter wrote: »Ketamine's used by paramedics when your leg's hanging off and they need to drag you out of your crumpled car.
~Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.~:)
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