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couponqueen123

mimi1234 wrote: »

During the week it's fine. At the weekend, it's the really old harridan and the full figured one and they don't budge. You can tell them you will phone head office, and they actually write their name down. I won't bother. Good luck everyone else.



this is why you need the number in yr mobile and ring them there and then infront of them it just saves me getting a gift card sent out;), but do what suits you hun

Imdebtfree

Naebbirac wrote: »

A funny for those trying to give their cat a pill.:rotfl:(NOT to be actioned, I hasten to add)


1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink one beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with rubber band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of Scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the ****** cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13. Tie the ****** thing's front paws to rear paws with twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to A&E, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15. Arrange for Humane Society to collect mutant cat. Call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.


How to Give a Dog a Pill
1. Wrap it in bacon

So funny . . . so true :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Got tears rolling down my cheeks

PetuliaGristle

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artha

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Morning all,

Hope you all get your serums this time round.

Last time I did get both acknowledgement and confirmation emails but on dispatch email showed the serums were not coming.

Going to see if they are still in stock.

Were none in stock when I checked this morning:(

mimi1234

couponqueen123 wrote: »

this is why you need the number in yr mobile and ring them there and then infront of them it just saves me getting a gift card sent out;), but do what suits you hun

I'm waiting for a TV or something major to go on DTD. In which case I will beat the tyrannosaurus at CD down until I get my DTD.

So what's everyone doing this weekend? Anything special?

lookinforabargain

Afternoon all

I love this finishing work at 1pm on a Saturday afternoon, it's amazing

Don't suppose a cheese glitch has popped up today?!
Only got a tiny little bit left and I'm going to have to go and buy some and actually pay proper money for it :eek: :eek:
Haven't had to do that since before the big APG glitch, I have a feeling I may shed a tear or 2 :rotfl:

Westvleteren

Hmmmmm

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/4462751

David.

Miss_Laid wrote: »

Gawd how many time do you need to wash down grouted tiles before they stop having a white powdery film :mad:

Months :rotfl:

JulieElizabeth

couponqueen123 wrote: »

what he do to you?:eek:

Don't know what said cos I had me headphones on, but it was quite obvious I was up to something! Then my headphones wire got caught in my trolley Tetris game so it took longer to get outta there

MKS

Iamsohappy wrote: »

pk04 sel does not have to be ood. The dtd I got yesterday the sel was in date but meat priced wrong

Iamsohappy, these are the best sort in one way as there is no way cs can get out of dtd when it's a current offer like the beef and pork.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: