The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

TrulyMadly

nikkilala wrote: »

Think I'll give it a bash, I'll take Nannylala in and check they've got my size, then she can guard them while I take mine back;)And then I'll buy the ones shes guarding:T:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

If the sign above says half price, as it did in my local you should get them for £19 not £20:)

HopePray

Back to Sada tomorrow for a lookie, those boots are lovely.

nikkilala_2

HopePray wrote: »

Back to Sada tomorrow for a lookie, those boots are lovely.

I'm testament, I have 3 pairs:o:rotfl::rotfl:

pattylabelle

These won't ruin your soft and gentle apg:)


2 x ASDA Broccoli & Cauliflower Florets (400g)£2.50£2.50
1 x HP Brown Sauce (850g)£2.87£2.00
1 x Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce (290ml)£2.21£2.21

1 x The Ice Co. Ice Cubes (2Kg) £1.00 £1.00
1 x KP Meanies - Pickled Onion (15x17g) £1.50 N/A


2 x Peperami Salami Sausage (25g)£1.44£1.40
1 x Peperami Pork Wideboy (40g)£1.00£1.00
1 x Muller Crunch Corner Biscuit Yogurt (6x135g)£2.00£2.00
1 x Robinsons Summer Fruits Squash with No Added Sugar...£1.00£1.00

Queenriderbrekke

Had the Ken Hom £5 meal deal for tea tonight, I had the sweet&sour chicken with the egg fried rice and hubby had the chicken curry and the special fried rice, I haven't got a microwave so did everything in the oven.

The rice instructions say to put in an oven proof dish and cover so I put the rice in an earthenware dish, covered in silver foil. 15 minutes later the outside of the dishes were hot but not the rice:(

I then transferred the rice to foil containers and covered in foil, 15 minutes later the rice was piping hot, so I will know next time not to use a thick dish to try and heat the rice in:rotfl:

Fortunately the curry and sweet&sour didn't ruin for being cooked an extra 15 minutes:rotfl:

End result? Yummy and well worth £5:T

Iamsohappy

All the sayings are making me :rotfl:


Ds (8) has just been sent to bed and lost his rectangles for a
week for continual backtalking :eek:

The last comment from him and the final straw tonight was
"don't get your knickers in a twist mum" :rotfl:

A week without rectangles should sort his mouth out

Longships

Results of my shop today:

Why £10.06?
19 items (11 different) on your bill qualify for comparison Morrisons
1 x ASDA Table Salt (750g)£0.29£0.29
1 x ASDA Smartprice Malt Vinegar (568ml)£0.22£0.21
2 x Muller Light Fat Free Strawberry Yogurt (175g)£1.30£0.60 2 x Muller Crunch Corner Banana Chocolate Flakes Yogur..£1.30£0.60
2 x Muller Crunch Corner Toffee Hoops (135g)£1.30£0.60
2 x Muller Corner Chocolate Digestive Yo...£1.30£0.60
2 x Muller Corner Crunch Strawberry Shortcake (135g)£1.30£0.60
1 x Heinz Baby Juice Apple (150ml)£0.59N/A
2 x McVitie's Digestives - Milk Chocolate (400g)£3.50£1.74
2 x Mr Kipling Viennese Whirls (6)£2.00£1.30
1 x Swizzels Matlow Strawberry Refresher Bar£0.10N/A
1 x Haribo Tangfastics Mini£0.10£0.10
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Giant White Mice Bar (15g)£0.10N/A
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Giant Rainbow Buttons Bar (15g)£0.10N/A
2 x Coca Cola (8x330ml)£7.00£3.98
Comparison total (compared products only)£19.61£10.62

I also got a very nice pair of boots for £20 Thanks to OPs

Mrs_Jagger

nikkilala wrote: »

Ours was "Shes got a face like a cows smacked backside!":rotfl::rotfl:Blame Nannylala for teaching me that one:o

bubbs wrote: »

We always got told !!!!!! with sugar on:rotfl::rotfl:but that was by pap not mum or dad they dont swear! Pap used to come up for dinner everyday as only lived 1 bungalow away, but we always had dinner down there sunday , christmas and bank holidays but mum still cooked it, strange really :rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Hilarious!! I nearly spat my tea out!

emerald21

Hi I can understand the glitches with the yoghurts where you get them almost free but eg the s & g deodorants why don't people just buy them for 20p in the first place or is it to make up the 8 different items ?

Oh my nan used to say " She likes fresh faces " when we used to come in moaning that so and so was n t friends anymore.

tessietwo

HopePray wrote: »

Our bedroom was 'like a wh0re's garret'. (messy and mucky).
She has a face like a map of the world, (very lined face).
Face like a bag o spanners (not pretty)
Bored, your bored? well get out to the shed wi the other boards.
Lobby light in the hall, big light in the sitting room.

I can recommend L'Oreal de-crinkling cream :rotfl::rotfl: