The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

nearly-new

Sarahdol75 wrote: »

Lol, we always got told this aswell.

We always got told s**t and buttered balls. Sometimes it tasted like that as well. LOL

nikkilala_2

izzeyb wrote: »

you could do it tomorrow, if you go for more S&G

Think I'll give it a bash, I'll take Nannylala in and check they've got my size, then she can guard them while I take mine back;)And then I'll buy the ones shes guarding:T:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs

nearly-new wrote: »

We always got told s**t and buttered balls. Sometimes it tasted like that as well. LOL

Lol ive never tasted it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

pattylabelle

Just been out for a bit of a womble and visit to Mr T's.

Got those long smartie christmas packs £1.12 each. Boy are they good value if you see them. They have 8tubes smarties inside.


I saw those big packs of Rocky Road- how much are they scanning at these days?

andi123

nikkilala wrote: »

Glitch ALERT ALERT!! Both the original S&G's work!!

1 x Soft & Gentle Sensitive Antiperspirant Deodorant (...£1.00£0.20
1 x Soft & Gentle Body Responsive Antiperspirant Deodo...£1.00£0.20

Both against T's, Its the Passion flower and black orchid, and the almond milk and honeysuckle:T:T:T

But obviously don't buy with Mullers:o:o

With S and g is it ok to buy 3 of each (3 items) plus fillers going to As now Tia

Shortfatscotsbloke

Why are elephants large, wrinkly and grey?
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Because if they were small, smooth and colourful, they would be smarties!!:rotfl:

Sorry, joke night with my 6yo dd and there may be more to come!!:D

nikkilala_2

andi123 wrote: »

With S and g is it ok to buy 3 of each (3 items) plus fillers going to As now Tia

Yes thats fine as long as you've got enough fillers:)

HopePray

Our bedroom was 'like a wh0re's garret'. (messy and mucky).
She has a face like a map of the world, (very lined face).
Face like a bag o spanners (not pretty)
Bored, your bored? well get out to the shed wi the other boards.
Lobby light in the hall, big light in the sitting room.

pk04

LaaCaz wrote: »

Lol at all the sayings! When we used to ask mom what was for tea the answer was "ifit!"

My mom is VERY black country and so fond of the word c o c k as a term of endearment. Sayings such as "put a coat on ya c o c k, you'll get cold!" & "what do ya want to eat c o c k?" have been know to be said on a regular basis! The reply soon became "nar! Sandwich will do me fine!" to the second one.

I appologise if that offends by the way, you'd run screaming if you ever paid the black country a visit!

I also get called wench on a daily basis!

We have 'ifits' all the time in our family. We're all from Devon though so I'm not sure where it came from

I have a friend who uses wench a lot, she's from up near Bristol

HopePray

Oh and I just remembered.
Greet, I'll gie ye somethin ta greet aboot.
Cry, I'll give you something to cry about. Then you got a smack.