The Extra Lovely (un)intelligible Totally Elitist thread

David.

QPR10 wrote: »

Could someone clean my make up off and put me to bed please, I'm too tired to move

Luckily for you DM is out he would not turn that offer down

artypaws

David. wrote: »

How wrong you are the first one maybe and your daughter does look old enough for youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbb3631ew_4

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

thankfully it was after sundown so any footage would not be clear - i still don't think she snapped it

fairclaire

QPR10 wrote: »

Could someone clean my make up off and put me to bed please, I'm too tired to move

baby/kleenex/ l'oreal wipes are just the job for a quick removal. 2 mins than climb in to bed

frequent

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Oh frequent

I smell trouble:eek:

I smell gold bottle of lenor, clothes maybe of peculiar colour and size, no mistaking free

fairclaire wrote: »

too many boobs in there....might just have to take it on the chin.....spectacular fail tho:D:rotfl::rotfl:

boobs and taking it on the chin in same sentence

one might thing your leading me astray

spectacular to you

to me everyday homeritis

candy222

pattylabelle wrote: »

I just love this thread - well done for helping out candy222.:T:T

If ever I have anything that you need just ask me - you are clearly a decent sort:A

Hi, thank you for your kind words.

fairclaire

frequent wrote: »

I smell gold bottle of lenor, clothes maybe of peculiar colour and size, no mistaking free



boobs and taking it on the chin in same sentence

one might thing your leading me astray

spectacular to you

to me everyday homeritis

:eek::D:rotfl::rotfl:.....just dont use the tumble dryer whatever you do. That is the best clothes resizing tool by far:rotfl:

frequent

Tinyshoes wrote: »

;)Frequent you need some of this, maybe best to go for the economy size.


http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/#/Shopping/FindProducts.aspx?Query=colour catcher

Clothes can be stretched by washing in cold water with lots of fabric conditioner, no spin and line drying to stretch the fibres again. HTHS.

ps can someone correct that link for me please not sure how to do it myself.

those are all hair dyes, its the clothes Tinyshoes, although must confess those wrong coloured hairs are fighting their corner,

artypaws

frequent wrote: »

honesty is to blame for my saucepan fobia ouch



colour catcher ? scratches head, dons saucepan



supernot poodles :rotfl:

did well to recover from 0 4 to 2 4

Ahh frequent when I first found this thread people were always hitting you over the head with pans but I didn't know why - I take it there must have been a little mishap with cooking

QPR10

David. wrote: »

Luckily for you DM is out he would not turn that offer down

Raincheck DM

Tinyshoes

frequent wrote: »

those are all hair dyes, its the clothes Tinyshoes, although must confess those wrong coloured hairs are fighting their corner,

Sorry frequent, I got up the page for the colour catcher and copy and pasted the link but for some reason "catcher" is not part of the link. Seach "colour catcher" on MSM and you will see what I am talking about.

And use about half a bottle of that gold lenor to stretch the fibres again. It might not rescue everything but might some things and as fairclaire said DO NOT USE the tumble dryer whatever you do.