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Goodnight All :j
need another early night :eek:When The Fun Stops Stop0 -
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davemorton wrote: »
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I had a similar accident with a toe nail.
Was cutting my toe nails late one night and one just shot up in the air and stabbed me in the eye
Thought it would be ok if I just bathed it, but come the morning I looked like I'd been in the ring with Mike Tyson so I had to go to A&E.
I now wear glasses or sunglasses when I cut them.
Daughter told everyone of course.
Sorry Auntycaz , I'm sure that was painful but that made me laugh out loud. Chance in a millionAwaiting a new sig0 -
Night David. sleep well! (hehehehe!!!!!)“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires0 -
davemorton wrote: »
David. is looking a little bemused and much younger than I'd imagined:rotfl:Awaiting a new sig0 -
I had a similar accident with a toe nail.
Was cutting my toe nails late one night and one just shot up in the air and stabbed me in the eye
Thought it would be ok if I just bathed it, but come the morning I looked like I'd been in the ring with Mike Tyson so I had to go to A&E.
I now wear glasses or sunglasses when I cut them.
Daughter told everyone of course.
sorry don't mean to laugh Auntycaz but I am literally :rotfl: not over u getting your eye of course...just that your daughter told everyone!
you know the night afternoon I did this too...after returning from a and e, I stayed the night at my friends house, she knows what my mum is like, so loving she would have literally had a heart attack seeing me like this...so I stayed at hers...my friend saw a spider...and screamed:eek: like so loudly, there i was with one eye trying to get the spider out the house! My friend is so terrified of spider's I knew i had to...trouble is she filmed me trying to catch it...with one eye...and bandage on and she still threatens me, that she will one day put it on fb! I could cry, shes so mean, I am kind of scared of spiders...but not terrified, she was so scared so I tried to deal with it for her and now she threatens to put the video on the tinternet! terrible she is!:eek:FunkyFeet:eek:Elite 5:2 #190 -
davemorton wrote: »Awww, come on, its not really fair at this time of night!! Im all hungry now!
I'm tucking into toblerone for pudding too...and swilling it down with bavaria which will be followed by a single malt night cap. Reckon I'd get change out of 2 quid for the whole 'meal' too. Very erm.......:money:0 -
fairclaire wrote: »well you will know if it happens again. give em a dirty look and walk on....Im sure you are nowhere near short of admirers:)
His comment about the wig was OOO BTW:eek:
I know right, don't know whether to be offended or what...well anything a weirdo like him said I would find offensive anyway! and please...his description is really off, nothing like me, honest!:eek:FunkyFeet:eek:Elite 5:2 #190
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