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SpiralingDown

I'll try to get to bed again, I heard noises downstairs so went to see what had happened the dogs had only just locked themselves in the sitting room! The door is very easily pushed open (handle doesn't do it's job) so I had wedged ladders in place to keep it closed but the weight of the male forced them out of place, I'm just glad that the wheelie bin and trampoline aren't sorted yet so that's gonna hold until morning as I can barely move it I don't think he has a chance to.

Very tired now so good night all x

davemorton

vanilla_twist wrote: »

VT checking in. Home safe and sound.

:rotfl:Dont give us that, we want to know all the datails!!!

fairclaire wrote: »

I got step by step instructions on a Skype call before I left.......useful if you want to see your kids !!!!ing themselves laughing at you in the flesh:rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fairclaire

I've managed to read back a bit despite the Internet cutting out randomly.

Funkyfeet, hope you have a great night out:)

Vanillatwist, hope your date went well...although you did get back early?


tweets, will be looking for a weather report in the morning, you are the nearest reliable reporter to my home:D:rotfl: I may need my greenhouse heater turning up if we get snow or ice

fairclaire

had a good night dave? it's been so quiet I was going to turn in

davemorton

Yes, not a bad night, had a friend round for a few drinks, but they have just gone to bed as have work in the morning, so just catching up. And you, productive day I hope. Im slightly worried at the thought of you having TWO bottles of champers though :rotfl:

French_Knickers

Well I wasn't expecting that!!!

FK hannds over price porky.

SA Sorry we dont take those anymore!

FK !!!!!!!!!!

SA Its in the team 5 we dont take those anymore.

FK Pfffffft, you are winding me up right?

Other SA's itsin team 5

Supervisor its in team 5 we dont take those anymore.

FK time I spoke to a man in a suit!

Man in suit. Sorry sir we don't take those anymore.

FK fed up of beating head on brick wall hands back shopping and leaves.

Head Office are gonna get sooooo much flack tomorrow!!!

davemorton

What is 'team 5'???

vanilla_twist

pattylabelle wrote: »

Any good?:D

I had a very pleasant evening in good company.
Not going to be 'the one' though.
Left my car and we shared a cab home as live in same village, so operation car retrieval tomorrow (lift from good old mum).
Now Elite, I have had invite for tomorrow night from a new man, do I go?
V x

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Yes, not a bad night, had a friend round for a few drinks, but they have just gone to bed as have work in the morning, so just catching up. And you, productive day I hope. Im slightly worried at the thought of you having TWO bottles of champers though :rotfl:

thanks for your concern, but I only opened one and there's still half left......these are real proper bottles of champers and taste amazing! I want to take the other home for our next special occasion....probably my sons 18th?......bless my dad, looking at his wine stash, that man had taste:D

fairclaire

vanilla_twist wrote: »

I had a very pleasant evening in good company.
Not going to be 'the one' though.
Left my car and we shared a cab home as live in same village, so operation car retrieval tomorrow (left from good old mum).
Now Elite, I have had invite for tomorrow night from a new man, do I go?
V x

YES! go.....and tell us all about it. have you got sufficient eyelashes and tights?