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bubbs

couponqueen123 wrote: »

lol im :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: we all have moments of madness, my mum threw many a thing at my dad (all friendly:eek:) mainly he wuld come home drunk after only going for a pint or when she found him on the naiours garden path after night out sleeping liek he was all cwtched up in bed lol mum was mad :mad: and threw a plant at him:o he was covered in soil lol

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:funny the things we do , i wouldnt dream of it now thats the funny thing

artha

David. wrote: »

What can I say Dm guessing you where not at the pub last night but scrambling around on my roof after all :eek:

I told you it was him up on the roof:rotfl::rotfl:

:TBrilliant bit of photoshopping there

dizzyditzy

zippydooda wrote: »

what do you mean drive to lights.
carry on doing 30mph then slam on brakes. far more mse petrol wise to slow down gradual.:)

I don't mean drive to the lights then slam the breaks on:eek: I meant as you approach the lights whether red/green take foot off the accelerater as you need to stop gently break and let the clutch in.
It's really interesting because I first had lessons 12 yrs before and was taught to down gears. 7 years ago when I started again 2 driving instrutors (b$m) told me not to down gears as it wears your clutch quicker. I didn't down gears on test and passed first time with no faults.

davemorton

artha wrote: »

I told you it was him up on the roof:rotfl::rotfl:

:TBrilliant bit of photoshopping there

:rotfl: excellent, I never even noticed the bags first time round!!
And I would just like to © Happy Jock, and HJ. as of 14:55 20/01/13. That is all.

Imdebtfree

davemorton wrote: »

Perhaps, but you will never be able to see me, as I have a cunning disguise to blend in...





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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Call_of_Trouty

claretmagic wrote: »

they're just being lazy lol x 9 pm seems a bit late really

It used to be earlier until someone went on tv and told the world about whoopsies and the times to go. It got so busy the store moved final reductions (75% off) to 9pm.

ruthsaver

My shell sells gift cards for most high street stores in case anyone with an Amex doesn't drive, or doesn't need a full fifty of petrol.

artha

Call_of_Trouty wrote: »

In my local superstore it's 12pm, 5pm and 9pm

Seems to be a wide variation in times at my extra. Still struggling to understand the earlier post. Does this mean that the "system" is different to the till?

zippydooda

dizzyditzy wrote: »

I don't mean drive to the lights then slam the breaks on:eek: I meant as you approach the lights whether red/green take foot off the accelerater as you need to stop gently break and let the clutch in.
It's really interesting because I first had lessons 12 yrs before and was taught to down gears. 7 years ago when I started again 2 driving instrutors (b$m) told me not to down gears as it wears your clutch quicker. I didn't down gears on test and passed first time with no faults.

thats how i do it. much cheaper to replace brakes than a clutch. but when i had my test 33 years ago i had to go down the gears missing out 3rd if i wanted to.:)

Mrs_stinkface

I've finally thawed out after playing in the garden for the last hour. One snowman build complete with coal eyes and carrot nose :T Little man had a massive paddy though when it was time to come in. He was soaking wet and freezing cold but still didn't want to stop. Typical kid

bubbs wrote: »

Cant remeber why , but i threw a big glass ashtray at DH :rotfl::rotfl:, e ducked it hit the door and made a hole in it :eek::eek::eek: imagine if it had hit his head :eek:

I once launched a chicken curry and pilau rice at my ex after he turned up hours late and absolutely bongoed. It took me ages to get the curry off the ceiling and i was finding rice in the carpet for days.:rotfl: