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davemorton

ff, you really do have a knack of attracting the .....erm......[STRIKE]nutters[/STRIKE]...............[STRIKE]oddballs[/STRIKE]...............more fruity of Martins friends dont you.

David.

FunkyFeet wrote: »

My wombling story...from last wk or was it the wk before...this happened even before I entered the store to do my shopping, I'm just useless I tell u!

1, my heel got stuck and when trying pull it out I snagged by 80denier leggings at the bottom :eek: with my nail...yep its the sally, they are growing long and strong I see! I'm seriously never wearing my black peep-toe's when wombling again, (I didn't have a change of shoes with me once done at work) got stuck in a grill type thing where the trolley bay was, in car park where I parked up. Anyway, the only wombled receipt I had found, I stuffed it in my rather nice but not very handy cape type coat from John Lewis (got it 70% off last yr:))

2, I walked in store only to be followed by a very eager to help staff member, she asked me to follow her to cs where she would get cs to re-print my receipt, she told me, she hated seeing me struggle to pick up my receipt from under the trolleys, and that she was happy to re-print it, lol, I finally got rid of her my declining politely about 17 times~! lol :rotfl:

3, I was picking up 1 stump of carrot, had already got, 1 pink lady, 1 gala, 1 onion, 1 red onion, 1 tato and someone said over my shoulder 'are u a friend of martin's', lol, I was already shocked and flustered from my 1st ever wombling experience which gave me hart palpitations and then this, lol, he had a small trolley full of mullers (where they glitching then? I think so:)) seemed like a nice person, so we said Hi, shook hands, he asked me mse name, I didn't answer, then really insisted on knowing what it was, ff i told him. (well since dave and u all have shortened my cool name to ff, and everyone calls me that now, that's what I told him) but when I said 'and yours is?', he wouldn't tell me his mse username name, Odd I thought and just said ok I'll be heading then. Whats even more odd is...no one has since come on here and said its me or said anything or even said hello, this concerns me now...he had to be off here, if he said ' are u a friend of martin's' right?

p.s.Please excuse my typo's u all pressured me to type it up now and so I did:)

We need a description the dayshift will suss it if he is a regular and not some weirdo freak that is going to be following you around asda :rotfl::rotfl:

David.

Well thats 3 mens opinions
Time to visit another asda

davemorton

But I am liking the peep-toes (what the heck are they??) and the cape (think Artha has one of those made of black plastic!). Very nice.

FunkyFeet

David. please don't say such things...you obviously haven't seen my previous post re: stalking. Think debs, dave and I discussed it on a very active nightshift one night.

Artha I know, right?

David.

davemorton wrote: »

But I am liking the peep-toes (what the heck are they??) and the cape (think Artha has one of those made of black plastic!). Very nice.

Come on DM your toes peep out.
Bit like ff lurker :eek:

artha

sian22 wrote: »

hi guys hope everyone is ok ive had trouble keeping up tonight stupid staff not turning in meant working on my own but wasnt to busy so shut half hour early

Evening/morning:) Is this the start of the morning shift? If so I might need to go and get some shuteye (after another cup of coffee). Will finish the tax return in the morning and then go to sada to try and join this exclusive Bin Bag Fanciers Club:)

davemorton

Niece usually comes over on a Saturday, but she is at a sleepover tomorrow so not coming , think I may have to make a huge snowman all by myself (with rebecca's help of course!)

davemorton

Just keep your eyes open for him FF, (and get a pic on your phone to post for us to check him out!)

artha

davemorton wrote: »

But I am liking the peep-toes (what the heck are they??) and the cape (think Artha has one of those made of black plastic!). Very nice.

Wind up merchant:rotfl: