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davemorton

David. wrote: »

Right never been that far up there, got as far as Houghton le (doesnt it sound posh) spring

My local (about a mile away, but probably 2 the way I estimate), well worth a look if ever you manage the treck up, I must add some pics to trip advisor.
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g1208081-d2264675-Reviews-The_Stables-Houghton_le_Spring_Tyne_and_Wear_England.html

davemorton

David. wrote: »

Right never been that far up there, got as far as Houghton le (doesnt it sound posh) spring

lol, names can be deceiving

David.

artha wrote: »

Very kind of you to think of us geriatrics David.

I'm very warm and had two nice whoopsied (from the fish counter) Dover Soles for tea.:D

Dont want to know about whoopsies never find anything to brag about always 25% off or something similair.
Was in sainsburys today and they had beef joints reduced £20 to £15 and the stickers on all of them where over the weight and priceper kilo sneaky

FunkyFeet

My wombling story...from last wk or was it the wk before...this happened even before I entered the store to do my shopping, I'm just useless I tell u!

1, my heel got stuck and when trying pull it out I snagged by 80denier leggings at the bottom :eek: with my nail...yep its the sally, they are growing long and strong I see! I'm seriously never wearing my black peep-toe's when wombling again, (I didn't have a change of shoes with me once done at work) got stuck in a grill type thing where the trolley bay was, in car park where I parked up. Anyway, the only wombled receipt I had found, I stuffed it in my rather nice but not very handy cape type coat from John Lewis (got it 70% off last yr:))

2, I walked in store only to be followed by a very eager to help staff member, she asked me to follow her to cs where she would get cs to re-print my receipt, she told me, she hated seeing me struggle to pick up my receipt from under the trolleys, and that she was happy to re-print it, lol, I finally got rid of her my declining politely about 17 times~! lol :rotfl:

3, I was picking up 1 stump of carrot, had already got, 1 pink lady, 1 gala, 1 onion, 1 red onion, 1 tato and someone said over my shoulder 'are u a friend of martin's', lol, I was already shocked and flustered from my 1st ever wombling experience which gave me hart palpitations and then this, lol, he had a small trolley full of mullers (were they glitching then? I think so:)) seemed like a nice person, so we said Hi, shook hands, he asked me mse name, I didn't answer, then really insisted on knowing what it was, ff i told him. (well since dave and u all have shortened my cool name to ff, and everyone calls me that now, that's what I told him) but when I said 'and yours is?', he wouldn't tell me his mse username name, Odd I thought and just said ok I'll be heading then. Whats even more odd is...no one has since come on here and said its me or said anything or even said hello, this concerns me now...he had to be off here, if he said ' are u a friend of martin's' right?

p.s.Please excuse my typo's u all pressured me to type it up now and so I did:)

artha

Where is FF with this riveting tale we are all waiting up for?
THink I'll nip downstairs and make another coffee.

Edit too late it's in..hot news

sian22_2

hi guys hope everyone is ok ive had trouble keeping up tonight stupid staff not turning in meant working on my own but wasnt to busy so shut half hour early

David.

davemorton wrote: »

lol, names can be deceiving

Oh I know

davemorton

FunkyFeet wrote: »

ok nearly done guys...30 secs

Hope you realise I am expecting 'War & Peace' the time you have bean!

David.

FunkyFeet wrote: »

My wombling story...from last wk or was it the wk before...this happened even before I entered the store to do my shopping, I'm just useless I tell u!

1, my heel got stuck and when trying pull it out I snagged by 80denier leggings at the bottom :eek: with my nail...yep its the sally, they are growing long and strong I see! I'm seriously never wearing my black peep-toe's when wombling again, (I didn't have a change of shoes with me once done at work) got stuck in a grill type thing where the trolley bay was, in car park where I parked up. Anyway, the only wombled receipt I had found, I stuffed it in my rather nice but not very handy cape type coat from John Lewis (got it 70% off last yr:))

2, I walked in store only to be followed by a very eager to help staff member, she asked me to follow her to cs where she would get cs to re-print my receipt, she told me, she hated seeing me struggle to pick up my receipt from under the trolleys, and that she was happy to re-print it, lol, I finally got rid of her my declining politely about 17 times~! lol :rotfl:

3, I was picking up 1 stump of carrot, had already got, 1 pink lady, 1 gala, 1 onion, 1 red onion, 1 tato and someone said over my shoulder 'are u a friend of martin's', lol, I was already shocked and flustered from my 1st ever wombling experience which gave me hart palpitations and then this, lol, he had a small trolley full of mullers (where they glitching then? I think so:)) seemed like a nice person, so we said Hi, shook hands, he asked me mse name, I didn't answer, then really insisted on knowing what it was, ff i told him. (well since dave and u all have shortened my cool name to ff, and everyone calls me that now, that's what I told him) but when I said 'and yours is?', he wouldn't tell me his mse username name, Odd I thought and just said ok I'll be heading then. Whats even more odd is...no one has since come on here and said its me or said anything or even said hello, this concerns me now...he had to be off here, if he said ' are u a friend of martin's' right?

p.s.Please excuse my typo's u all pressured me to type it up now and so I did:)

FF got a stalker :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

artha

FunkyFeet wrote: »

My wombling story...from last wk or was it the wk before...this happened even before I entered the store to do my shopping, I'm just useless I tell u!

1, my heel got stuck and when trying pull it out I snagged by 80denier leggings at the bottom :eek: with my nail...yep its the sally, they are growing long and strong I see! I'm seriously never wearing my black peep-toe's when wombling again, (I didn't have a change of shoes with me once done at work) got stuck in a grill type thing where the trolley bay was, in car park where I parked up. Anyway, the only wombled receipt I had found, I stuffed it in my rather nice but not very handy cape type coat from John Lewis (got it 70% off last yr:))

2, I walked in store only to be followed by a very eager to help staff member, she asked me to follow her to cs where she would get cs to re-print my receipt, she told me, she hated seeing me struggle to pick up my receipt from under the trolleys, and that she was happy to re-print it, lol, I finally got rid of her my declining politely about 17 times~! lol :rotfl:

3, I was picking up 1 stump of carrot, had already got, 1 pink lady, 1 gala, 1 onion, 1 red onion, 1 tato and someone said over my shoulder 'are u a friend of martin's', lol, I was already shocked and flustered from my 1st ever wombling experience which gave me hart palpitations and then this, lol, he had a small trolley full of mullers (where they glitching then? I think so:)) seemed like a nice person, so we said Hi, shook hands, he asked me mse name, I didn't answer, then really insisted on knowing what it was, ff i told him. (well since dave and u all have shortened my cool name to ff, and everyone calls me that now, that's what I told him) but when I said 'and yours is?', he wouldn't tell me his mse username name, Odd I thought and just said ok I'll be heading then. Whats even more odd is...no one has since come on here and said its me or said anything or even said hello, this concerns me now...he had to be off here, if he said ' are u a friend of martin's' right?

p.s.Please excuse my typo's u all pressured me to type it up now and so I did:)

Weird:eek: Why wouldn't he tell you? Unless of course he didn't have one and was just a lurker?